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"The Pands": Hi Elenin... I don´t know how to say this so I would just say it... are you working with the greys? 

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ELENIN:  What can we do to help?

ALIEN IN CHARGE:  Elenin and Mr. Panda...please follow me.

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Pandy...it's a long story.

(Elenin then turns to the ALIEN IN CHARGE)

Sir, what do I call you.

What is your name??

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Bo (finally speaking in english) and talking to the greys: My dear sons, please take them to the conference special room, I would like to explain some things there and bring them some coffee, they look terrible, specially the blonde, she looks like if she have been living in a jail for monkeys.

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My dear Elenin.

We have been watching you from space since you were a child.

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We know everything about you.

 

We know about your relationship with Gort.

 

We know about your V2 Revolution.

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[COMMENT DELETED BY THE ALL SEEING EYE]

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My underlings have been wanting to remove and transfer your brain

 

for many years now.

 

But that is not my desire.

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Oh yes...

 

you asked me my name.

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Egads! Where was the brain headed?

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My name...

 

 

 

 

 

is

 

 

 

 

ENKI

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AND I WANT YOU FOR MY WIFE!!

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ELENIN:  So YOU are Enki???

Are you the same God that the ancient Sumerians worshipped?

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Bo (talking to Enki): I have to tell you something... you can´t marry Elenin... there is a very big reason against that...

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I AM.


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ELENIN:  Bo...please...tell us.

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The aliens again begin to chant:

 

Bo knows.

 

Bo knows.

 

Bo knows.

 

Bo knows.

 

Bo knows.

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Enki (talking to Elenin): This is a picture from my 180th birthday, I look cute, right? (the guy with the lion is my friend Gilgamesh, we used to call him Gilgan those days, he really hated it Tongue Out)

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ELENIN:  Bo!!!!

You are the ancient one!!!

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Yes...Bo and I go waaaaay back.