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My sister,

 

          my love.

 

 

 

I was born, 4 billion years ago. 

 

I had a twin brother, and his name was EA.

 

 

 

 

 

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It was the birth

 

of what you Earthlings call

 

 

 

Good

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

Evil.

 

 

 

I represent the forces of V2…

 

 



 

 

 

While my brother EA

 

 

 

 

 

 

represents the forces of V3.

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So you see, My dearest…

 

V3 has ALWAYS been in this universe.

 

 

 

ELENIN:  So what can we do, ENKI???

 

 

 

 

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ENKI:  What we can do

 

Is what we have been doing

 

 

 

since the dawn of Time itself.

 

 

 

We stand up to tyranny…

 

We do what we know is right.




 

 

 

And this is my pledge to you, Elenin...


 

right here…



 

right now…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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From this point on…

 

You will lead,

 

 

 

with me at your side…

 

 

 

all the armies of ENKI…

 

 

 

against my brother EA

 

and the forces of V3I!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ELENIN:  My dear dear brother. 

 

I’m simply overwhelmed by all of this. 

 

Where do we possibly start?

 

 

 

 

 

 

ENKI:  We start at the beginning, my dear.

 

We fly to Nibiru…immediately!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ELENIN:  But brother,


 

I just CAME from there!!!!!


 

I WON’T GO THERE!!!!!


 

I HAVE WORK TO DO ON EARTH!!!!!

 

 

 

 


 

ENKI then motions to his fellow aliens


 

 

 

 

 

 

and then ENKI says…

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Put her in chains.”  We leave NOW!!!!

 

 

 

ELENIN:  NO NO NO


I WON’T GO BACK!!!!

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The aliens then force Elenin

 

into an underground hangar...

 

 

 

 

 

 

…and then into a waiting saucer.

 

 

 

A great trap door opens above...

 

 

 

and the saucer lifts off…

 

 

 

 

 And then disappears

into the black sky over Las Vegas.





 

 

 

…to be continued (?)

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ELENIN!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE DON´T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FBI IS STILL FOLLOWING MY MOVEMENTS!!!!

I CAN´T MOVE FREELY ON EARTH!!!!

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ELENIN:  PANDY...I CAN HEAR YOU. 

I STILL HAVE A COMMUNICATION

DEVICE IN MY EAR.

 

 

YOU MUST GET TO THE TIME MACHINE

AND GO BACK

 

                     BACK

 

                                         BACK

 

IN TIME

 

AND GATHER ALL THE GREAT ARMIES OF THE WORLD!!

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DON'T DO IT FOR ME!!!!

 

DO IT FOR V2!!!!!!

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I´ll talk with a great mind, to see what he can recommend me.

Panda: Mr. Anand, which could be the best move right now?

Anand: What do you want to do?

Panda: Go back in time and organize an army

Anand: Do you have a time machine?

Panda: No

Anand: Do you have an army?

Panda: No

Anand: ok... let me see... I don´t want to be too involved, for my own security, but I can tell you 2 things:

1) The best victories are achieved when your opponent thinks that he is control... until he discovers that he is not, and that he is lost.

2) Ganesha.

Panda: Thanks... I guess... I´ll have to think what are you trying to telling me.

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Elenin, I´ll try to understand what Anand just told me, I should solve this as fast as possible.

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SocialPanda wrote:

ELENIN!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE DON´T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FBI IS STILL FOLLOWING MY MOVEMENTS!!!!

I CAN´T MOVE FREELY ON EARTH!!!!

Try disguising yourself as a polar bear to slip out of their surveillance net!

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                   hahahahahahah   Where do we start?   AT THE BIGINING!  I guess that's a good place to start.   hahahaha

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Kboyer wrote:

When we last left Elenin,

 

the leader of the V2 Revolution…

 

 

 

she had been captured by aliens

in an

underground

 

military installation

[and now]

The aliens then force Elenin

 

into an underground hangar...

…and then into a waiting saucer.

 

 

 

A great trap door opens above...

 

 

 

and the saucer lifts off…

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 Unbeknownst to Elenin, I had been able to hijack a tunneling machine after all and was only another 39 hours from effecting a rescue.!  Drat!  Double Drat!!


  Panda, the time machine is in DC if you can find it.  Do you have anything left of the planes that you had gathered for your last rescue mission?

  *Ok, now where did I leave that popcorn.   Sits back to watch how this plays out.  Quickly banishes the thought of placing a bet on which outcome will win.*

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 ... to be continued (?)

 I certainly hope so!  I'd sure feel silly continuing to sit here if it didn't.

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Joseph-S, you are getting bald.

I should have mention that Time Travel Machines have radioactive parts, that´s why I never repair them myself.

Sorry, it won´t happen again.

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                    We should ask kboyer for "Previews To Coming Attractions".  I love those on Fri soaps.  Just a taste to make you go, "OH NO!"Surprised

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ATTENTION!!

 

  

LOYAL FOLLOWERS


OF THE V2 REVOLUTION…

 

 

 

THE INTEL BELOW

 

 

 

HAS JUST BEEN RECEIVED…

 

 

 

FROM AN ANONYMOUS REVOLUTIONARY



 

 

 

 

 

 

WHO WAS ON THE SCENE IN LAS VEGAS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE DAY OF THE ABDUCTION…

 

 

 

 

 

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My Fellow Revolutionaries…

 

 

 

As you may already know,

 

Elenin has been put in chains

 

and forced aboard an alien ship…

 

 

 

and is currently en route

 

 

 

back to Nibiru.