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#4
LisaV wrote:
Remote sensing?
I, personally, am too scared to "remote sense" (or "remote view"). I'd rather just think it's some silly con game than actually "see" what people are doing in Idaho
I am the one who lived in your apartment before you. I still have the key. I AM sorry. I don't have a computer and NEED to play chess. I can't sleep unless I play at least one game a day. My cat knows when I'm upset.
Please try and change your openings. I am getting a little tired of cleaning up the mess you leave me. Thanks. And you're getting a little low on beer.
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LisaV wrote:
Wait, I'm remote viewing something right now. It's coming into focus. It's...it's...a beer in the fridge.
Be right back.
You finally remote view, and it's a beer in the fridge? Of course, that's brilliant! Good job! But, aren't you supposed to remote view different poop things on the Moon? Or Siberia?
fdCory wrote:
I am the one who lived in your apartment before you. I still have the key. I AM sorry. I don't have a computer and NEED to play chess. I can't sleep unless I play at least one game a day. My cat knows when I'm upset.
Please try and change your openings. I am getting a little tired of cleaning up the mess you leave me. Thanks. And you're getting a little low on beer.
Hilarious!
Someone get this man some pizza!
Vampires have the ability to enter your dreams ...and make you play online chess in your sleep!
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electricpawn wrote:
Vampires have the ability to enter your dreams ...and make you play online chess in your sleep!
Seriously, EP, the OP is talking about being abducted, and LisaV was sympathetic enough to remote view a beer for him! What do vampires and dreams have to do with the scientific assertions in this thread?
trysts wrote:
Seriously, EP, the OP is talking about being abducted, and LisaV was sympathetic enough to remote view a beer for him! What do vampires and dreams have to do with the scientific assertions in this thread?
Usually this is the part of the movie where it turns out that the two are related, but sometimes we try some stuff that doesn't work first to build suspense.
So far I haven't thought of a way to link remote viewing and vampire dreams together in an amusing way, so I guess I have to think of a failing way to actually solve the problem first. A link to the games and an explanation might help.
Yes, maybe. But I can't hear the clicks and pops. That's what's really addicting.
If a pizza is on the way, I like anchovies.
Man, there is some weird stuff going on tonight.
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:
Vampires have the ability to enter your dreams ...and make you play online chess in your sleep!
Seriously, EP, the OP is talking about being abducted, and LisaV was sympathetic enough to remote view a beer for him! What do vampires and dreams have to do with the scientific assertions in this thread?
Vampires invade your slumber
With science and grasp of numbers,
Master games and opening books,
They'll win with odds of a rook!
Vampires are centuries old,
Centuries playing chess, I'm told.
They're happy to help with your game.
Cover your neck just the same.
ivandh wrote:
Man, there is some weird stuff going on tonight.
One by one the gnomes steal my underpants.
BONUS VIDEO!
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#18
You're probably just a sleep-chesser. One of my housemates in grad school was a severe sleep walker. He'd even do things like get up and go out to the kitchen and begin cooking something, and a couple times he woke up sitting in the driver's seat of his car out in our driveway, although he never actually drove anywhere (to our knowledge).
In your case, as a sleep-chesser you log on and play different chess openings that your dream state wants to explore.
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
You're probably just a sleep-chesser. One of my housemates in grad school was a severe sleep walker. He'd even do things like get up and go out to the kitchen and begin cooking something, and a couple times he woke up sitting in the driver's seat of his car out in our driveway, although he never actually drove anywhere (to our knowledge).
In your case, as a sleep-chesser you log on and play different chess openings that your dream state wants to explore.
In short he is in love with his mother.
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Cystem_Phailure wrote:
You're probably just a sleep-chesser. One of my housemates in grad school was a severe sleep walker. He'd even do things like get up and go out to the kitchen and begin cooking something, and a couple times he woke up sitting in the driver's seat of his car out in our driveway, although he never actually drove anywhere (to our knowledge).
In your case, as a sleep-chesser you log on and play different chess openings that your dream state wants to explore.
If this is true... it would be increadable? This could be the first of it's kind.
Somethig weird has been happening with my chess.com account. I log off and go to sleep. The next morning i log back in and see a bunch of games on there that happened after I logged off and went back to sleep. And the funny thing is, they are donig extremely well and plays an opening i dont play. I want to know if you guys at chess.com can monitor my account and try to figure out what is going on? Thanks
Adam