With all due respect

Thanks Kohai, I really appreciate your timely help. 

Lol @ oinquark's post

Are you a real dragon?

http://www.krone-uk.com/

You want a lot of fun in a serious thread  'lol ' hahaha

Many are still confused with my no.(3).

Explaination 1:- A young chess lover wander here and there for quite a while. Suddenly he/she stumbles upon a website. You know what it's chess.com. Now that person is in chess.com, he/she became very emotional seeing some chess related stuff. Look into the forum and he/she started reading... here comes the problem.

But no matter how happy that person is(lots of humor) a material inside the forum is not reliable except those columns by titled players. That will be like a poison that kills slowly. Or more seriously led astray...the person is out of track.

Explaination 2:- How do you feel when a book is all cover, nothing inside. In the cover it describes about interesting stuff but when you read, its all about cooking stuff. Are you betrayed? Yes you are and thats what iam talking about.

you want free high-quality analysis from a public forum made up mostly of random chess players? :)

why not hire a coach to analyze your games? or join one of the more serious groups for chess discussion?

Honestly, I'm still more confused about your 5th point. How in the world are the staff here supposed to be able to support their families if they give everything away for free?

Though Erik's point is valid as well, your third point is awfully silly too. How are they supposed to enforce something like that? Especially in light of the fact that you apparently want them to work for free?

We are real to those who choose to believe We are. To those who do not believe in dragons We are merely a bombastic buffoon. >:[ 

I believe in God, so he exists. I believe your the devil, so im gonna send my rookover and enslave you. Engarde! Infact, i'll send a knight, suiting my name better :D

We believe this is addressed to Us. If not We apologize, if so We say this: Why do humans, especially knights, feel the urge to slay us peace-loving dragons? ShallowKnight, there is no need to drag your God, your devils, or your family members into this. Just challenge Us to a game of turn-based chess with a 3 day time control and We will happily oblige you. We can't play live chess because We have to share the workstation with Our wife who is hopelessly addicted to Facebook. We find it easier to do battle with any number of knights than try to pry the mouse out of the hand of this woman.  

I need a women's ughh, whatever it is that they give to knights when i go to a jousting tournament or off to somewhere. Mascot? Honour? I have completely forgotten =(. Sir Lancelot will remind me wont you?

Favour?

No its not favour -.- ive clean forgotten :(
Its something like wearing her "colours" or something. 

Oh wait it turns out you are right, it is "favours" apparently. Or "token", which i have never heard of. :P Doesnt really ring a bell with me though =(

I've read my share of Sir Walter Scott novels. :)

lol hehe :)