Perhaps it is because you like all the other people who have blitz ratings that are less than uscf just can't think fast enough or accurately enough. So maybe instead of hoping I have ADHD, it just might be the other way around; Hope this explanation helps!
With your high blitz rating, and your lackluster USCF standard rating, its pretty clear you have issues with longer time-controls. My advice for you would be to stop focusing on blitz and start focusing on standard. You don't think "fine". You should work on the issue so you can get better.
Meanwhile, I don't think fast enough. That's why I'm practicing blitz to work on that. Most standard players are similar to me, not you. See? Ultimately, we can compare rating pools, and we can conclude that the average USCF standard player will score 2-300 points lower at chess.com blitz. If you weren't trying so hard to troll, this might even make sense to you. This is not complicated.
Once again, the statistics are pretty clear: most USCF standard players score lower on chess.com blitz. That's just a fact, which you can verify for yourself. The fact that you are an exception is irrelevant. People criticized me for only using a few dozen examples to extrapolate, but yet you are 'refuting' me using only your own personal example. Is that rational?
Since you happen to be better at blitz than at standard, its obvious that you are deficient in some way at standard. If you want to get better, that's what you need to focus on. Take my advice or leave it, I don't actually care if you get better.
The problem with all you internet trolls is you think someone wants to argue with you. You think forums are for debating. However, I don't care what you think. I don't need to prove anything to you. If you don't agree -- why should I care? I'm talking to someone other than you, someone intelligent enough to understand what I'm saying. I really do not value your opinion at all. I know when I'm right, and I don't seek your approval. This math is really simple, and anyone can verify the numbers for themselves.
You can compare different rating pools, and I just did.
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