mwilkin9 wrote:
yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?
cos he's not american
Chuck Norris.
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tarikhk wrote:
mwilkin9 wrote:
yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?
cos he's not american
Bruce Lee was born in California.
flog is just backwards golf.
Is he truly ill?
chuck norris once killed a lamb by accident while shooting walker texas ranger. in a once in a life time act of compassion chuck stroked his beard across the lambs head thus bringing the lamb back to life. when he realized that the camera crew was there he snapped the lambs neck thus proving that what the great chuck giveth the great chuck can taketh away.
Bajoran_Moon wrote:
tarikhk wrote:
mwilkin9 wrote:
yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?
cos he's not american
Bruce Lee was born in California.
yeah, but he doesn't look american.
(plus, spent his formative years in China, whatever)
chuck once ate a live turkey and passed out a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner
tarikhk wrote:
Bajoran_Moon wrote:
tarikhk wrote:
mwilkin9 wrote:
yeah I always hear "Chuck Norris" In live. I don't get why he's popular, Why don't they spam the name "Bruce Lee"?
cos he's not american
Bruce Lee was born in California.
yeah, but he doesn't look american.
...
Really?!
What does an American look like then?
us americans are statistically more obese than most other nations... Bruce wasn't obese by anyone's standards, that's why he didn't look American...
jpd303 wrote:
us americans are statistically more obese than most other nations... Bruce wasn't obese by anyone's standards, that's why he didn't look American...
lol
Chuck Norris once slept with Nicole Kidman. Three months later, she gave birth to a Chevy Suburban.
Chuck Norris ran around the world too fast, and became the only man to kick himself in the back of the head.
there is a book about Chuck, called Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, has anybody read the book yet?
aurora-contrail wrote:
there is a book about Chuck, called Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, has anybody read the book yet?
no but i pitty the foo that does! norris wins by knock-out in the second round 10:1 odds any takers?!
chuck doesnt have nightmares...freddy has nightmares about chuck!!! the hardest substance on earth isnt a diamond, its chucks fist!
There are no lesbians, only women who have not met Chuck Norris.
meniscus wrote:
I was told that the words "Chuck Norris" are no longer allowed in live chess. I typed the line "Chuck Norris" and it was removed, and the staff said it was disallowed. Why isn't there a Chuck Norris section on the user agreement?
how did you find that out
Chuck Norris is so overrated that if a horse heard people were making Chuck Norris jokes, the horse would die laughing.
until later, where he would be flogged to death by chuck norris joke fans.
How ironic and fitting - they'd be beating a dead horse!
you can't just steal my joke, I only just made it. Look above your post.
(plus, we also say 'flog a dead horse' over here.)