how to find females to play chess with?

It starts with filtering males on chess.com. It ends with a restraining order and six months in the county jail.
Amen brother, Amen
i must say that i cannot remember a thread that has made me laugh so hard!
ever!
on chess.com!

Here is what I do and 60% of the time, it works every time.
Show me the money and I can dance
(can't really but with that kind of cash I can get lessons LOL)

Burnsielaxplayer - where are you, I'm sold...era bought. whatever - take me.
I'm in Connecticut, you're in New York. Let's make this happen.