how to find females to play chess with?

i like pie

Just be direct, "do you want to shag?" I've never had anyone refuse such openess.

(just to be different)

NO!!

first smile today. Thanks.

Another approach to this problem would be to find girls and ask them for a game of chess.

This is a serious forum for serious people discussing a serious topic. You are not funny making such a ridiculous suggestion. Bad Gambit. Bad boy.

I'll go sit in the corner

Start a forum post titled:

'Pics of my new lab puppy' or,

'Any Jane Austin fans?' or,

'ITS A BOY!'

etc.

You're on you rown from there, good luck champ, you'll need it!

You missed one ...

"How cute do you think this is?"

Also add "Do you like things that are soft and cuddly".

"So I bought this baby Fennec Fox the other day"...

Really????  

See? Told you it works like a charm =D

I would also learn to box with women too. I'd like to join an all-girl band, I might. It's a pipe dream, but I think I learn better with women.

It's not about sex, maybe subconciously To A Point.

Learning to dance with a woman is accepted, and pretty much the norm--professionally, or otherwise.

Your hurting the kitten inside me,

Alexander