ambiguous problems

Someone is entering a lot of ambiguous problems right now. Please stop that.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.  

surprise! dude i thought you were a chick!

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once i was driving and i saw this really hot chick from behind, so i honked and whistled...  turned out it was a skinny dude.  no shame in that at all.  we had a cup of coffee.

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Then there's the time in the Three's Company opening credits when Larry sits down in the bumper car right next to this chick...only it turns out that he isn't.

It's times like that when you need wikipedia to step in there with a little disambiguation.

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