Make your own opening
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lol
And I'm assuming you calculated what would happen if 4. Qh5#?
Shhhh... nobody will know
YOU ARE X999T SUPER WRONG BECAUSE BLACK HAS MATE IN ONE !!!!
Why is it bad?
It just is
Also it already has a name, the Austrian variation.