Well, congratulations, you must have a lot of time on your hands to be bothered translating this! I mean seriously, I would have given up and been bored five minutes ago. Just a note, I will make a lot of these so stay tuned. Don't forget to check out my other brain teaser called rearranger.
Pig Latin

When I was younger, we kept 7 pigs in the house. The smallest we named 'runtg', 'cause all he ever said was "runtg".

Quite possibly, but he was the runt of the litter - not the unt.

We had further problems when runt'g grew big. He wasn't allowed to live in the kitchen any more, but had to move into a regular sty (though slightly more luxurious). Whenever he managed to escape, he'd come running back to the house, demanding to be let in. In the end, we only had one, painful choice.
I will give a trophy to the person who can correctly translate the following message. I know what it means because i worte it (hint: it's in pig latin, duh!) have fun all lower case
ellw, ongratulationsc, ouy ustm aveh a otl fo imet no oury andsh ot eb otheredb ranslatingt hist! i eanm eriouslys, I ouldw aveh iveng pu nda eenb oredb ivef inutesm goa. ustj a oten, i illw akem a olt fo heset os tays unedt. on'td orgetf ot heckc uto ym thero rainb easert alledc earranger.