1000 signs you are a GOOD chess player

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39. You suck at 1 second time control

Cethiano

40.You haven't lost a game in your life, and you have been playing chess for 10 years

 

ACheetah
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wrote:
10: you dont eat up or go to the bathroom during the game

Me: OH NO

ACheetah

41. You can beat your age Magnus Carlsen on the Magnus Carlsen app. I did this before... a few times....

1 out of 6 games   I 12

ACheetah

huh

messiancho

42. Your opponent resigns immediately after seeing you sit down at the table.

toxic_ness_main

it dosent matter

toxic_ness_main

says the brazillian

toxic_ness_main

huh

toxic_ness_main

wut detox mea- oh u finna "quarantine me" 

ACheetah

uhh

toxic_ness_main

kamehameha

toxic_ness_main

stop advertising 

ACheetah

44. You have won more than 5,000,000 in tournament winnings.

palmRace

ok fine I'll allow advertising but don't do it too much

palmRace

45. Your initials are MC

toxic_ness_main

oof

ACheetah

46. Your USCF/FIDE rating is more than 29053472

ACheetah

haha lol 

ACheetah

for those who don't get it his blitz rating is 2520