39. You suck at 1 second time control
40.You haven't lost a game in your life, and you have been playing chess for 10 years
Me: OH NO
41. You can beat your age Magnus Carlsen on the Magnus Carlsen app. I did this before... a few times....
1 out of 6 games I 12
huh
42. Your opponent resigns immediately after seeing you sit down at the table.
it dosent matter
says the brazillian
wut detox mea- oh u finna "quarantine me"
uhh
kamehameha
stop advertising
44. You have won more than 5,000,000 in tournament winnings.
ok fine I'll allow advertising but don't do it too much
45. Your initials are MC
oof
46. Your USCF/FIDE rating is more than 29053472
haha lol
for those who don't get it his blitz rating is 2520
39. You suck at 1 second time control