1,000 signs you play chess to little

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42.You make a blunder when you have a mate in 1.

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43. Your chess set has dust on it.

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44.Your tactics rating is 1

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45. You get beaten by a two-year-old.

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45.You think the goal of chess is going to a store first!

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47.  You confuse chess with cheese.

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48. You win after your opponent puts themself in check and neither of you notices it for at least two moves.  But hey I finally got with the program and captured the black king.

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49:you somehow got  mated in on move.