1. You try to hop pieces with a knight.
1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player
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2. You add to this forum based on past experience.
3. You hate your opponent because he captured your pawn.
4. You play white, and you have a pawn on the first rank.
5. You don't know the definition of chess.
6: you think you can jump pieces with a KING
Oh, and another reminder: BE NICE. If you break this rule, you could be blocked from this forum.
8. You are given the choice to promote your pawn and you promote it into a king.
9. You learned from your past mistake, and promote it into a pawn this time.
WE ARE ON 11 NOW.
12: you put this in the chat:#, when it is mate in 1 against you.
13. You put # in the chat when your opponent has you in an unavoidable mate in three.
chessnoob4151 wrote:
sorry 11. you get frustrated at the computer for "not letting you play a move"
It's ok. You thought we were on 8.
« Maybe you are not the next Carlsen»
Another one of these? 0.0
27. You think check is checkmate
chessnoob4151 wrote:
nonowahoo wrote:
2. You add to this forum based on past experience.
are you talking about me?
That depends. Are you adding to this forum based on past experience?
chessnoob4151 wrote:
31. you castle to protect your queen
32. And by doing so, you allow checkmate in one on the next move.
33. You sacrifice your queen, rooks, knights, bishops, and all but one of your pawns to deliver check, and by delivering check, you open up a mate in one.
Yes, I put 1 million. Please number the reasons, and try to stay ON TRACK. Will2009 would like me to put this in the opening post: guys, challenge: get to 10,000 ways by 12-31-2021. I hope we complete the challenge. If we complete the challenge, I will post a TON of reasons.