1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player

69. You think Magnus Carlson is a noob.

70. You play white:

71. You are defeated by a player rated -1,000,000,000.

72. You are rated -100,000,000,001.

73. Your opponent plays very slowly and is way behind on time. You then fall asleep at the board and lose on time.

74. You lost to the lowest computer.

75. You don’t take chess very seriously, and on the first moves of your first chess tournament, you play:

Then you whine on the arena chat saying the opponent cheated

76. You are playing a noob in chess and then you resign 10 moves later(you can only resign if 10 moves have passed.).

81. You get beaten in chess, and you are so mad that you take a hammer and smash the chess board or the computer.

82. You resign after just not being able to mate with a queen and rook vs. a king.

83. You are a rating of 2400 and you get beaten by the lowest rating computer, and you play 10 more times, and your rating falls to 100.

87. You think a rating of 1 means that you only lost one game

88. Thinking that noob is pro

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89.not understanding what winning is

C'mon guys, get up to 100!

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