1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player

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CaptainDynoYT
116: you forgot that peices can move diagonally, and your queen got taken out.
mistergomustagon

What's a reveil?

KingMaster996

117.  You end up with two bishops on the same color. 

(I'm also commenting just so I can follow the forum.)

mistergomustagon

I make MY best moves at 3am when I get home from the club.

mistergomustagon
KingMaster996 wrote:

117.  You end up with two bishops on the same color.

That's a ripper.cheers

(I'm also commenting just so I can follow the forum.)

 

KingMaster996

Lol

brom07

what number next?
number something: you lose to me over and over again

Quark83

epico

athlblue

120: You think that a pawn is worth more than a queen

121: You think that a pawn is worth more than a king

122: You think that a pawn is worth more than a knight

123: You think that a pawn is worth more than a bishop

124: You think that a pawn is worth more than a rook

125: You think that a bishop is worth more than a queen

126: You think that a bishop is worth more than a king

127. You think that a knight is worth more than a king

128: You think that a knight is worth more than a queen

129: You think that a rook is worth more than a queen

130: You think that a rook is worth more than a king

131: You think that a king is worth less than a pawn

132: You think that a king is worth less than a queen

133: You think that a king is worth less than a knight

134: You think that a king is worth less than a bishop

135: You think that a king is worth less than a rook

136: You think that a queen is worth less than a rook

137: You think that a queen is worth less than a bishop

138: You think that a queen is worth less than a knight

139: You think that a queen is worth less than a pawn

athlblue

lel

calmpuppyanddolphin

140: You think your opponent cheated by promoting

141: You think castling is a hack 

dragonite2

118. abort

Danny_D_Plays

149. You fall for the "5-Move Win" trick.

Danny_D_Plays

150. You think if a pawn touches a king/queen, it becomes a knight.

THEEVILPOTATO123
150. You rage when you lose your pawn in exchange for your opponents queen(I’m 150th!!!!)
THEEVILPOTATO123
151. If you play like me.......
THEEVILPOTATO123
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THEEVILPOTATO123
You forget to press the chess clock(in an actual physical match, not chess.com matches)
APISTOTELHS

153) You think that the chessboard is a crossword puzzle.

THEEVILPOTATO123
And when you can’t solve the so called crossword....
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