1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player

154: you think you can win in a king vs king end game by triggering the opponent so much that he resigns

154: you think you can win in a king vs king end game by triggering the opponent so much that he resigns
155. you actually do that but it dosent work and the director punishes you
156: ...and you think you won

159: you try to move the king and queen to checkmate in the opening by smashing the opponent’s pieces, and after u do that, the opponent quickly put them right back in it’s place, and you put the opponent in a headlock while slapping him in the private and then the director kicks u out of the the chess tournament. LITERALLY. You come back for a rematch, and then you get yeeted by a horde of kids
154) You post meaningless stuff in this forum topic