1000000000 ways to tell that you're a horrible chess player

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Ryan_426

154) You post meaningless stuff in this forum topic

THEEVILPOTATO123
Ehh... that’s me....
Adabado

154: you think you can win in a king vs king end game by triggering the opponent so much that he resigns

APISTOTELHS
chessnoob4151 έγραψε:
Adabado wrote:

154: you think you can win in a king vs king end game by triggering the opponent so much that he resigns

155. you actually do that but it dosent work and the director punishes you

156: ...and you think you won

fireballN

157: You think that this thread didnt copy 1000 signs you are bad at chess.

Anonymous_Dragon
fireballN wrote:

157: You think that this thread didnt copy 1000 signs you are bad at chess.

+1

iannelsonhhh

hi

Anonymous_Dragon
DeadlyMark303 wrote:

158: u poop when u get checkmated

lmao

Adabado

159: you try to move the king and queen to checkmate in the opening by smashing the opponent’s pieces, and after u do that, the opponent quickly put them right back in it’s place, and you put the opponent in a headlock while slapping him in the private and then the director kicks u out of the the chess tournament. LITERALLY. You come back for a rematch, and then you get yeeted by a horde of kids

AthenaTheChessCub

160) THIS HAPPENS:

 

jawseomekid

you play the duras gambit

jawseomekid
shauryachirimarmh wrote:

you play the duras gambit

it is e4 f5

Anonymous_Dragon

 

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