oh well idc
1Eggs!
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I like how chess.com ruined it all.
oh well idc
oh well idc
if you are on website you won’t see it properly. hahahahah
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
Come one, come all, your chef is home!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
And even when I claim my throne,
They still… Hunger for more…
So grab a plate
Come get a taste
Of scrambled pain
Right down into its core
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!
“Put dispenser here,” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!
Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!
Pullin’ up to Builder Brothers,turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!
Two time, stay strapped in,
‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them,”
Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!
Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAHH!
Slice!
Dice!
Them all right!
And feed the masses till they're stuffed!
Cook!
Fry!
Fresh delight!
I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
You know the name, don’t wear it out!
1 EGGS! 1 EGGS!
I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!
Yet still… Slave at the stove…
So get in line
Before you dine
And grab a steamin’ side
Of getting pwned,
My guests remain unsatisfied
Until you're flayed alive!
So go and grow that appetite,
And join your teammates for a bite!
“Guest kick, Guest punch!”
Guess what? CHEF’S CUT!
“Chef’s kiss!” what they’ll be saying
About my next lunch!
Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!
Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!
Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry
Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!
Step to the chef!
Best come to eat!
Pull up a seat!
Bon appetit!
(lyrics were not made by me. obviously.)