2000+ player privileges. (Troll post)

I was watching a Finegold vid, and he said that he gets to play twice bc he is a gm. Then @rychessmaster1 made an illegal knight move (Two separate lines that he was talking about). I want these privileges, but unfortunately I am just not good enough . Then @hvenki demoted me to a cockroach chairman, today just keeps getting better.  At least I have some sip fish to help me out in my upcoming games, here are some that sip fish helped me with. Note: Sip Fish makes me play at 3600, so I easily get those privileges.

Sip fish allowed me to play 3 moves with my pawn

Here is a normal french position, watch what happens when I use sip fish

Sip fish allowed me to change the position to instant mate so I did not have to play the boring french

Sip fish allowed me to move twice, nc3 then gave me another move. It also made the position instant mate for me

This is a drawn ending. With the power of sip fish, I managed to win it

Sip fish is so nice, now I know why Petrosian used it.

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