500 comments for a fingernail reveal.

So, my buddy just dared me to post this thread! Typical him. Of course, this wasn’t at all my attention seeking tendencies, and he just really, really wanted me to do a fingernail reveal. So please don’t post on here, pleaseeee. Except I’m going to spam this thread until someone replies, because I’m desperate for attention and for you all to see my finger reveal. I’m not telling anyone this, but I just paid $300 for an expensive manicure. Of course, this was also a dare. Guys, you’re so weird for wanting to see my fingernail reveal. I’m only making 80% of the posts here. Y’all are so ✨freaky✨, what the 67? I’m going to spam this forum with random topics, hoping for any sort of response. I’m glad you all are so enthusiastic about this turning point in my life. In fact, maybe this will even help me get the swexy girlfriend I’ve been looking for. Guys, I never knew my fingernail would become so popular. It’s great to take over the off-topic forums with useless threads that induce nothing but eye-rolls. Of course, now I have to dramatically scream about someone coming at me with virtual nail clippers. This will take about 10 comments. Now that I’ve reached 200 comments, I’m a bit bored and feel like the attention is coming to a lull. So, I’ll do a dramatic eyelash reveal in my pfp. Guys, pleaseeeeee don’t screenshot this like please please please, I would never want that! Oh no, this thread died at 400 comments. I have no idea why people didn’t want to contribute to this thread, but regardless of the reason, I’m going to bump it 24 days later after zero other activity on the off topic forums, then complain about downvotes and an “unfair grudge”. This will cause me to post several more threads about how I hate you guys, which is exactly the reason I’m still here. Oh no, I’m leaving! It’s all your fault. Except I’ll be back in a week with some more spammy threads declaring my return! The cycle will just begin all over again at that point. Why does everyone here hate me? I wonder…

nuh uh, fingernail rev is tuff gng (get outtt)

You must be pretty literate, if you read my entire post so quickly. Oh wait…

People be reving everything including their fingernail frfr

I have very nice fingernails.

is your buddy basix 🤔

I’ll add in a feet reveal if I got 50 upvotes.

How unoriginal of you. Do you know how many times that’s been done?

Basix is my best buddy.

Not by anyone with beautiful feet like me.

we need beautiful feet rev

This thread is about MY fingernail reveal. Why are you guys taking all of MY attention? Why do you even hate me, it’s not like I’m an annoying attention seeking spammer.

we need feet 😌

#16 SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THAT!

FINGERNAILS.

we need fingernails too 😌

Well, it’s a fingernail reveal. Like, singular form. I’m only revealing one fingernail, because of course I have to look for attention despite doing the least possible.