A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Moon

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mdinnerspace

A few questions then.

Why have we not been back in 46 years?

20,000 defects a-piece for every Apollo mission leading up to the 1st moon landing Apollo 11. Zero thereafter except for Apollo 13.

The landings occurred during the height of the cold war. It would have been very easy to make a signal from the moon that could be seen from earth.

The lander weighed 17 tons, yet the astronauts footprints made bigger dents in the dust. There were no traces of blasting on the dust underneath the lander.

mdinnerspace

People want to believe man walked on the moon. But where is the actual proof besides photographic evidence given to us by NASA?

The only real thing about the missions were the lift offs. Global surveillance wasn't what it is now.

Look at the moon and with a straight face tell us man walked there 46 years ago.

Raspberry_Yoghurt

Your whole attitude about how to gather information and to evaluate is totally wrong and off the mark.

For instance, you just assume stuff before you check information. This is bad method. The good method is wait with assuming stuff till AFTER you checked information.

You think the only evidence is the photographs for instance. This is wrong, and if you knew how to avoid mistakes, you wouldn't made such big mistakes.

mdinnerspace

Oh!

I forgot!

Of course the Rocks!

Those pesky moon rocks are the proof. LOL

Cattus-Norweggicus

yeah, it's always a shame to see those giant boulders bounce around like paper boxes, like in star trek, you have these rock avalanches and the huge boulders just bounce off the crews heads.

The_Ghostess_Lola

I rented an old Yellow Chevette when I lived in Miami. You know, the kind you see at the very end when Hannibal calls Clarice from somewhere in the tropics ?

Anywayz, it had 290,000 miles on it !!....So, it had been to the Moon and we were on our way back when it blew-up.

sargeyoda16
Yeah so.... basically the moon landing *weren't* faked... the end :)
mdinnerspace

How was the moon formed?

"In terms of composition, the Earth and moon are almost twins, their compositions differing by at most few parts in a million," study lead author Alessandra Mastrobuono-Battisti, an astrophysicist at the Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa, told Space.com. "This contradiction has cast a long shadow on the giant-impact model."

The moon's violent birth- See more at: http://www.space.com/29047-how-moon-formed-earth-collision-theory.html#sthash.ZouFyXyh.dpuf

GM_blitzdoctor9845

If you don't believe that anyone went to the moon why you don't go yourself? You'll be the first person! Oh but when you bring back photos and moon rocks we'll just say what you said about no evidence! With this thinking nobody will ever go to the moon! If the world thought like this nobody could trust anyone

mdinnerspace

Basically, we did go to the moon. The great hoax is that Man went along for the ride, donned a spacesuit and stepped foot there. The depths of fantasy that people are willing to believe is truly astounding.

Raspberry_Yoghurt
mdinnerspace wrote:

Oh!

I forgot!

Of course the Rocks!

Those pesky moon rocks are the proof. LOL

Plus some more things you forgot.

I assume your knowledge of how scientists work to figure out where a rock is from is a total zero. So this is one thing you could work on if you want go from unserious nonsense to serious.

Cattus-Norweggicus

just in case anyone was wondering, it was wallace and gromit that built the face on mars.

The_Ghostess_Lola

Question to anyone out there (and I mean out there)....

Why is there a dark side of the moon ? Why doesn't it rotate ? I kinda wanna know if there's a chimpanzee on that side that got lost and is still waiting to get picked up.

Cattus-Norweggicus

there is a line of invisible chimpanzees stretching from the moon to the earth, Lola, causing the moon to turn in unison with the earth.

mdinnerspace

It also takes approximately 27 days for the moon to rotate once on its axis. As a result, the moon does not seem to be spinning but appears to observers from Earth to be keeping almost perfectly still. Scientists call this sychronous rotation. The side of the moon that perpetually faces Earth is known as the near side.

You're living in the dark ages thinking the moon does not rotate. Some people will believe anything.

The_Ghostess_Lola
theonlycatintheworld wrote:

there is a line of invisible chimpanzees stretching from the moon to the earth, Lola, causing the moon to turn in unison with the earth.

Thx Tuna !....<3, L

The_Ghostess_Lola

I am totally serious. I did not know the moon rotated. Pleez excuse my dodo moment.

mdinnerspace

Every celestial body rotates. A stationary object is non-existant.

Cattus-Norweggicus

saying things like everybody knows how the moon rotates will not get much sympathy from people that don't tune in to the Big Bang theory. it smacks of elrochian intolerance unfortunately.

The_Ghostess_Lola

I find it fascinating (like unbelievable) that the moon rotates in exact unison w/ our rock - all the time.