A New Era of Peace in the Chess World
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pcwildman
Mar 8, 2023
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Today saw the ushering in of a New Era of Peace in the Chess World when Magnus Carlson and Hikaru Nakamura agreed to I draw without even moving. "We are tired and ashamed of playing a game that just promotes warmongering among people. We've decided to embark upon a world tour giving exhibition matches and showing people how to play Chess peacefully. We still expect to make millions, but at least we'll have the Zen part working." **************** Combatants throughout the world laid down their arms today as a record 30 billion games were played. All of them were draws. No moves were made. "I feel so much better about the New Chess. You don't really have to study that much anymore and you can devote a lot more time to playing," said one young Chess player. "And I don't lose all the time," he added. Only time will tell if this New Era of Peace will last, or if the Old Ways of Mars Worship and War come back to haunt us.
Mar 9, 2023
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So, no one wants to even touch this? Did I touch a nerve? Or is there just nothing to say? North Korea! That will draw them in.
I haven’t the faintest idea what your babbling about ! 🙀
Mar 29, 2023
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I did it! I meddled with the meddlers, confounded the confounders, confused the confusers, bumped the bumpers, heckled the hecklers, joked the jokesters, Zenned the Zenners, checked the checkers, mated the maters, spiked the spikers, forked the forkers, pinned the pinners, rolled the rollers, rolled a doobie and now I'm good. Just clogging up the forums like a newcomer should. 🕺
Lmao daaang.... did they read my past posts regarding don't lose the fun of what chess is? Chess ain't to be a barbaric mindset attitude but much fun, and absolutely by dropping the ego that only affects your psyche because you're complaining your ratings to drop. I actually think acknowledge if this game didn't have a rating system that it would be even more fun, instead of stressing it lowering, and just again enjoying the win or the loss, even win some from a loss if you've at all learned what to not do from it. So winning some in your losses, such optimism. =)
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