A Thread About Nothing

edited moderator AndrewSmith 

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

W. C. Fields

My bank has updated its terms of service. Just look at this gibberish! I substituted BANK for the name of my bank. This is just the introduction. I swear I'm going to go live in the forest and call myself Wonko the Sane.

"TERMS OF SERVICE
GENERAL TERMS FOR EACH SERVICE
1. Introduction. This Terms of Service document (hereinafter "Agreement") is a contract between you and BANK Company and its affiliates (hereinafter "we" or "us") in connection with each service that is described in the rest of this Agreement that applies to services you use from us, as applicable (each, a "Service") offered through our online banking site or mobile applications (the "Site"). The Agreement consists of these General Terms for Each Service (referred to as "General Terms"), and each set of Terms that follows after the General Terms that applies to the specific Service you are using from us. This Agreement applies to your use of the Service and the portion of the Site through which the Service is offered."

Ahhh a fellow hitchhiker ...

I'm not a beach person but I own a small forest so I substituted localities.

Looks like they just let an AI program write this gibberish.

Great. Now the kids will be using AI to spam and spin fidgets

Since stand-up comedy is heavily discussed here, I thought I would share my favorite. His name is James Acaster, an English comedian. He's a perfect mix of subtle and a little loud, and tells some funny personal stories. Here's a video I found.

i will not allow kids to use me.

unless they pay me.

James Acaster is one of my favorites as well. His lines of thought are creative, like Steven Wright.

I don't know man. Ray seems to have some pretty good insights on life.

Boring or not, who's to say?

ALAI - pronounced LA.

I can see business specific rollouts:

ALAI law

Law and order ALAI