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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/the-truth-behind-iron-man

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 Mayank and the prophecies of Elmer Fudd

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That was a real cheesy way to get people to look at your thread. I call it spam. Check out rule #3 in the first post.

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You know it looks like Julian Assange has stirred up, as of now, a great conspiracy theory. That guy is good at what he does.

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Jackals got sent in ? maybe, maybe not. Hold on to your hats. 

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Whip_Kitten wrote:

Didn't realize he was 45.  Always thought by his appearance he was in his 60's.

He does look old, I didn't realize he was only 45. It looks like now he may not make it to 46.

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You know what, I think that Julian Assange is so good he could track down Peter to his basement.

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Whip_Kitten wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:

You know what, I think that Julian Assange is so good he could track down Peter to his basement.

I think Peter is so creepy, he could track down Assange to his basement.

Assange is not a female Peter wouldn't even try.

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shadowcat53 wrote:

Jackals got sent in ? maybe, maybe not. Hold to on your hats. 

Four slugs in the back at 4am on the day he was to talk to the FBI Frank, and no robbery. I think you are right. You never know if he might of had documents on him and they disappeared.

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Four slugs sounds professional my friend, especially if they are about an inch apart and centre left….I like it up here in Canada where all I have to worry about is my airedale too far out in the river after a beaver.

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shadowcat53 wrote:

Four slugs sounds professional my friend, especially if they are about an inch apart and centre left….I like it up here in Canada where all I have to worry about is my airedale too far out in the river after a beaver.

You're lucky, every morning the only thing I have to worry about is how many thousands of words I have to listen to before I can climb in my truck and get the hell out.

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We should swap wives for a day, Warrior, after a few hours both of us would reach native speaker level at each other's language (or should I say "native listener"?).

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I switched from ordinary ear muffs to these   radio defender ear muffs. Other defence tactics, nod politely but do not engage. Agree with everything - saves time but admit to short term memory loss when questioned.

Study shows that women speak almost
3 times as much as men per day.
 
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I have found that she hates 90% of everything I say. The other 10% she doesn't hate is when I talk about letting her use my credit cards or taking her out to dinner. 

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Pulpofeira wrote:

We should swap wives for a day, Warrior, after a few hours both of us would reach native speaker level at each other's language (or should I say "native listener"?).

I would have no problem with that Pulp, just don't PM me 30 minutes later and tell me I have to take her back.

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Trysts account has been closed. One of my best friends here. Sh#t!

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Ya, I liked her too….maybe send up a flare.

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shadowcat53 wrote:

Ya, I liked her too….maybe send up a flare.

She has been gone before but has come back two different times.

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Whip_Kitten wrote:

Arg.

She closes it and returns from time to time.  Hope she'll be back.

So do alot of us.

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I checked, Trysts posts here are still intact on this thread so it wasn't a chess.com move, it was her own.