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HessianWarrior

On a lighter note, so far today I haven't been bitched at yet.

bunicula
Nikprit wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
bunicula wrote:

ok ,  i'll reuse an apology thread from a long time ago ...

https://www.chess.com/blog/tkbunny/bunnys-been-bad

Don't worry Bunny you are always having to deal with all the Elmer Fudds here, I understand.

 
 
 
 

don't worry nik - i saw the earlier posts ;-)  the 1 with the chicken was a favorite of kleelof, a previously active member on the forums.

phudson
HessianWarrior wrote:

Today as I was walking up the entrance of the grocery store I shop at I saw a man laying on the cement with a coat wrapped around his head. It was a 110F/44C outside with no clouds. The concrete had to be at least 130F/55C.

I thought this guy could be dead or passed out. I saw a guy I knew that was an employee of the store coming out for his smoke break so I let him know about it. He went over to him to see if he was okay and he started moving around a little.

I went in got what I needed and when I came out this poor guy was sitting on a bench in the shade with a bottle of water (I think the employee gave it to him). As I was walking by I could see this guy had bruises all over his arms. Then he almost fell off the bench.

I'm no expert but I think maybe he was drinking in the high heat and passed out.

I bet you're right, and if so, that's a true alcoholic/drunk.  Wish him the best and hope he's ok. Also, well done to the employee that helped him out

learningthemoves

If I really was the intellectual savior of the universe that people suspect, do you really think I'd admit to it? Of course not. That's too much responsibility. Once people figure out your strengths they expect you to use them all the time. It's like leave me alone. I deserve some "me time" too. You know? So I'll make mistakes on the daily. Nothing big. Just enough traits of "humanity" to keep the worshippers and conspiracy theorists off my scent. I used to wonder if all the effort to appear merely human was worth it, but each time I perform a miracle and the haters come out in full force to try to bring me down a notch or attack my flawless character, the memory jogs right back into place why I have to pretend to be like the rest of you clay feet lot.

thegreat_patzer

you have clearly have spent to much time thinking about this "learningthemoves".

anways, Chillax this thread is about nothing right?  its a good thread once you've said something heavy  to just pick up a good cold beer, and think of Nothing.

BTW, did you know that women can't think of nothing?

I saw it on a video once.

yep, this is got to be one of the Most women-free threads on chess.com.  

Vudu21
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Vudu21

No HW. I like it here. Just added some haiku for variety. Great concept. Keep up the good work.

HessianWarrior

Hey PH it's great to see you here, thanks for your input.

HessianWarrior
Neotao wrote:

No HW. I like it here. Just added some haiku for variety. Great concept. Keep up the good work.

I looked that up, I didn't realize post #59 was a Japanese poem.

learningthemoves

Ah you like the ole Haikus do you. Okay, I dedicate the following one to HW inspired by your lighter note from post #62:

 

Did not get bitched at

today, at least so far, so

it is a good day.

AllaTurca10
trysts wrote:

Okay, I bet?? there were more shooters than Omar Manteen in the Orlando Pulse Club shooting. A few witnesses said so

Just like I wrote before. My 'supernatural prophecy come true, but I did not expect this come from your liberal account, tyrist. & You`re old enough to know the consequences for wrote that. If you have any information, you should inform the US law enforcement or interpol.

Estren

Who is the world's highest dwarf? It may not be of much importance but I've been wondering about it.

Also: when the snow melt you'll see water but where did the white colour go?

ArgoNavis

Ozzy Osbourne decapitating a dove by biting it.

ArgoNavis

goes to war

clms_chess

My son is learning how to play the base guitar. :)

trysts
AllaTurca10 wrote:
trysts wrote:

Okay, I bet?? there were more shooters than Omar Manteen in the Orlando Pulse Club shooting. A few witnesses said so

Just like I wrote before. My 'supernatural prophecy come true, but I did not expect this come from your liberal account, tyrist. & You`re old enough to know the consequences for wrote that. If you have any information, you should inform the US law enforcement or interpol.

 This interview below has a witness state that Omar Manteen said this:

'He told a friend on the phone he was the fourth shooter, and there were three snipers stationed outside to attack police, and he mentioned a woman's name who he said was playing dead on the floor with a bombing vest.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRBAUYUlAps

Then there was a gunfight outside of the club. The audio of that gunfight is here:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/12/orlando-nightclub-shootout-vo-wolf.cnn

But Omar Manteen was killed in the club:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/12/florida-nightclub-shooting.cnn

 Now we do know that the FBI tried to get Omar Manteen to commit a terrorist attack...

http://www.alternet.org/grayzone-project/omar-mateen-committed-mass-murder-fbi-tried-lure-him-terror-plot

...because that's what the FBI does:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/government-agents-directly-involved-us-terror-plots-report

So I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI helped Omar Manteen prepare for the attack with a small group of other people who were supposed to be there with him, which is why he said what the witness said he said.

regi-mental

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:
trysts wrote:

Okay, I bet?? there were more shooters than Omar Manteen in the Orlando Pulse Club shooting. A few witnesses said so

 

 This interview below has a witness state that Omar Manteen said this:

'He told a friend on the phone he was the fourth shooter, and there were three snipers stationed outside to attack police, and he mentioned a woman's name who he said was playing dead on the floor with a bombing vest.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRBAUYUlAps

Then there was a gunfight outside of the club. The audio of that gunfight is here:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/12/orlando-nightclub-shootout-vo-wolf.cnn

But Omar Manteen was killed in the club:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/06/12/florida-nightclub-shooting.cnn

 Now we do know that the FBI tried to get Omar Manteen to commit a terrorist attack...

http://www.alternet.org/grayzone-project/omar-mateen-committed-mass-murder-fbi-tried-lure-him-terror-plot

...because that's what the FBI does:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/government-agents-directly-involved-us-terror-plots-report

So I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI helped Omar Manteen prepare for the attack with a small group of other people who were supposed to be there with him, which is why he said what the witness said he said.

So Trysts what do you really believe happened?

HessianWarrior

@ Calvin  Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Vudu21

Wow. Nothing sure turned to something fast. Anyone know a good chess-related conspiracy?