Now tomorrow is the big old (yawn) Super Bowl game. I'm not watching it because I something better to do, and that would be Nothing. Although I do hope to see in the news tomorrow that Brady got his clock cleaned.
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Now this Super Bowl commercial in 2000 is a real crack-up.
"Money Coming Out The Wazoo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0_tfoTTGOQ
I know exactly what he means and I would be wearing thick leather gloves.. they had better learn to get along ..it's going down to -41 tonight ... SAY WHAT!! ...-41 . .
shadowcat53 wrote:
I know exactly what he means and I would be wearing thick leather gloves.. they had better learn to get along ..it's going down to -41 tonight ... SAY WHAT!! ...-41 . .
Damn 73 degrees below freezing!
@ Frank How do keep running water in the house when it's 73 degrees below freezing?
No problem ..the water pipes are low enough in the ground not to freeze...but they do burst sometimes...elsewhere .. frostbite alert ...skin can freeze within two minutes .. wear long underwear and dance ... I'm down in LA in two weeks ..
shadowcat53 wrote:
No problem ..the water pipes are low enough in the ground not to freeze...but they do burst sometimes...elsewhere .. frostbite alert ...skin can freeze within two minutes .. wear long underwear and dance ... I'm down in LA in two weeks ..
At least you won't have to wear long underwear and dance there.
Feb 2, 2019
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When it was -26 or so over here, this dumb ass decided to rob a Pizza Hut. He fled on foot and ended up in a marsh. 90 or so minutes later he got caught. He lost both his feet due to frostbite. This happened just last week.
Feb 2, 2019
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MEXIMARTINI wrote:
When it was -26 or so over here, this dumb ass decided to rob a Pizza Hut. He fled on foot and ended up in a marsh. 90 or so minutes later he got caught. He lost both his feet due to frostbite. This happened just last week.
hmm is a shame he wouldn't qualify for the Darwin's Award.... but close.
Feb 2, 2019
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Does it improve his chances he robbed Pizza Hut at around 2pm? Meaning, how much money does a pizza joint really have at 2 in the afternoon?
Feb 2, 2019
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#12135
most transactions are with credit cards these days. Who the hell has money??
speaking of darwin awards....
when i first moved to florida there was a story about a drunk lady that insisted on swimming in an area of a lake known to have alligators. signs everywhere. naturally, a gator bites off an arm-or a leg-i don't remember, exactly.
the response was disgusting. there was an alligator hunt for her appendage. a number of them were caught and killed, until, voila! we found your half eaten arm/leg!
when i heard the story, i thought it was quite stupid to kill animals-they shoulda killed the woman instead.
i have to admit that i wonder about and feel for some of the guys i used to work with in chicago. part of our collective bargaining agreement was that we were only paid when we worked. how can one work in temperatures so low?
DrSpudnik wrote:
most transactions are with credit cards these days. Who the hell has money??
pink floyd knows money.
they also know animals.
rumor has it they know about the dark side of the moon, too.
hey, wait a minute! trump should be consulting them about a wall!
lol
Feb 3, 2019
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AlCzervik wrote:
DrSpudnik wrote:
most transactions are with credit cards these days. Who the hell has money??
pink floyd knows money.
they also know animals.
rumor has it they know about the dark side of the moon, too.
hey, wait a minute! trump should be consulting them about a wall!
Which is why we wish they were here
"I Am A God" scene from Ground Hog Day with Bill Murray.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VF5P7qLaEQ