A Touch of Wittgenstein

The following sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Someone hellllp! I...keep....reading....the first....then second....the first....then second.....

Some researchers claim that Wittgenstein and Hitler attended the same school (Linz Realschule)  Austria .School Year 1904-1905.A school photograph at the time appears to show them in fairly close proximity.

 Have you halitosis?

See a good dentist and start brushing your teeth.That's free advice.

Not ,me YOU grammadulla

Mind you you can always have the tooth mechanic rip your molars out if they are that far gone.He can then fit you up with a set of falsies,Still need to brush the falsies and rinse your mouth out.Capiche?

Act you age Wisdom-at least once.

Wittgenstein postulated a hypothesis and inter alia in his dissertation

on Age Records he stated quite categorically that Methuselah  held the

record for the oldest person who has ever lived.900 years no less.

So you are telling porkies.  That is English(Cockney) rhyming slang.porkies are pork pies = lies

trouble and strife=wife.apples and pears = stairs.Check it out.I learned this when I

attended a symposium addressed by Wittgenstein.You sure missed out there

Yeeeeehaaaah!

Is Georgia on your mind?????

Just like Tokoloshe Hunting and Mud Wrestling?

If you grin and "bear" it. Boom Boom!!!

Professor Hans Gniesunt-Bumsadazy competed with Wittgenstein to postulate an

hypothesis relating to the analysis of the mindset of the Tokoloshe.In their quest for

material both esteemed researchers travelled to Africa.Having arrived at Pampoenstad

they made contact with the local Isangoma.After mutual greetings the trio..........(Next episode to follow-so readers please be patient!)

proceeded to Umbogintwini where they approached a mighty forest.Arriving at the centre

of the forest they heard a strange sound that Wittgenstein and Gniesunt-Bumsadazy had

never heard before.The Isangoma started to chant in his own language and then.....

there appeared an amazing creature.Wittgenstein and the Prof had never seen such a

manifestation.It was dwarf-like with an olive greenish- coloured skin.It's face appeared

to radiate an evil aura.It had sharp teeth which seemed sinister.Its skin had the rough

texture similar to that of a crocodile.It moved slowly and then headed straight for the

group.And then.........

Wittgenstein produced a bottle of chloroform out of his Gladstone Bag and slowly

walked towards the creature.He showed no fear and held out his right hand and

then suddenly......

the creature snatched the bottle and proceeded to drink the entire contents.But instead of 

collapsing it was worked up to a frenzy and rushed towards Wittgenstein and the Prof

who immediately......

set up a chess board and began a friendly game to calm their nerves and.........