Am I fancy NOW?

I finally got my human to take me to the mall with the BIG chess fur my 3rd birthday! I also got a FANCY bow tie with a FANCY shirt collar fur EXTRA FANCY!

There's more pictures where this came from!

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STILL NOT FANCY?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN STILL NOT FANCY?!?!
What do I has to do to be FANCY, wear a top hat?  A full tuxedo?  A monocle?  Learn to play violin??? I've even convinced my human to go learn PIANO fur crrrying out loud!!!

Or should I just rrrraise my rrrrating?  I rrrRRREALLY need to get my head back in the game.  I've been too strrressed out to play fur a long time and I'm a bit nerrrrvous...

All you need to do is be rich and/or royal, or be friends with such a person.

Mmmrrrr... My human has some rrrrich rrrelatives, and her ancestrrrry includes Viking rrrroyalty.  Does that count?

maybe