Hey, nine pages of new business since I was in here last night.
I tell ya, this operation is blowin' all the competition away, there's talk on the street that some wise guy is gettin' whacked, only question is who gets the hit?
I just wanna say, if it comes to that, it's Jelly for me.
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Oh, I see. You have to be a member for at least 4 years. I've been a member since December 2012...so almost.
Hey Boss, I put the word out on the street - this is Vitti's neighbourhood now!
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/things-happen-too-fast-here-sometimes?page=51
My thread about the chess cartoon was deleted...for no reason as far as I can tell.
This just in from our news team on the ground in Brooklyn.
Seems that Paul Vitti is taken over the neighbourhoods. A mystery man, known only as Mr. G was overheard today in Brooklyn, warning off some old lady, known only as 'One Cannon'
'Relax One-Cannon dis is Mister G you're talkin' to, I know the routine: yakkety-yak don't-talk-back, right? Yeah I hoid that record, it's a terrific record! Now look pussycat, I told all of those guys, I said: "Hey you guys, you don't wanna mess with yakky one-cannon see, she's got the muscle, she's got the know-how, she knows all the top joints, she's been runnin' that faggot, Limey, gambling racket for years (whadda you call it again? oh yeah, soccer), and it takes real balls to file a VAT return, understand?"
Ah but Paul Vitti, he's his own man, you know? Goes his own way, does his own thing, anyone stoopid enough to stand in his way gets whacked, and he ain't too choosy if it's a whacko or a whackette either, get me? He's very, how can I put this? He's a very enlightened, equal opportoonity kinda guy.
You seen the noospapers: Frenchie? Fried. That Gerwank wise-guy? Whacked. Schopenhauer Schmopenhauer.
Am I makin' sense? Am I makin' sense to you? Are you able to make any sense of the words that I am sayin' to you? Hey, it's just the way he operates, you know, and your name's been mentioned, that's all. Reflect a little. Think it over. Don't be a schmuck. This is Vitti's neighbourhood now and that's pretty much all there is to it...
YES!!
NICE!!
BATGIRL WON A CHESS OSCAR!
She is lovelly, I like her. She deserves it!
I just sent a Commemorative Trophy for her.
oh that is great Marco - Paul Vitti would like to thank you......he is the only mob Boss humanatarian that I know of
Ladies, from 'Iceland' visiting the " 'Bangkok' Polo Club" in '2006' - Even though their nearest exposure to that, was playing 'Stickball' {with ponies}, back 'home.' {True!}
I got a feeling we might be attending a lot of funerals. I like the chess.com cemetary idea. But I like the wreaths even more
Just a thought, but I wonder if this might be better...