Anchovies

I ❤️ Anchovies, Anchovies ❤️ Me. Anchovies are love. Anchovies are life. Anchovies are eternal. Anchovies are permanent. Anchovies are everlasting. Anchovies are neverending. Anchovies are everything. Anchovies are time itself. Anchovies were here before you, me, humanity and Pangea. Anchovies are the unavoidable fate. Anchovies are everything. ANCHOVIES. ANCHOVIES. ANCHOVIES. ANCHOVIES. A-N-C-H-O-V-I-E-S

NO. YOU ADD THE PIZZA TOT HE ANCHOVIES. ANCHOVIES ARE THE MAIN MEAL. PIZZA IS JUST FILLER TO SERVE THE MIGHTY ANCHOVIES.

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Bro just insulted a whole damn country 🥀Bro thinks he did something 🥀Bro failed at life itself 🥀Bro is the culinary disgrace of the planet 🥀Bro is the failure of the century 🥀Bro really thought anchovies are just fish 🥀Bro really forgot about a whole damn culture 🥀Bros taste buds are lacking like his respect for a whole nation 🥀Bro really thought he could insult a whole country and get away with it 🥀Bro really forgot about the descendant of the Ottoman Empire 🥀Bro really thought I'd let that happen 🥀 Bro really thought I wouldn't defend my culture 🥀Bro literally forgot about a whole bloodline 🥀Bro actually thought he could get away with insulting a country 🥀Bro seriously thought insulting a whole nation is something he could get away with 🥀Bro literally thought I wouldn't defend my nation 🥀Bro somehow thought I wouldn't get offended 🥀Bro is the reason culinary science hasn't gotten further 🥀Bro seriously didn't know he'd get on fifty watchlists 🥀Bro actually thought he could get away with his disgraceful, embarrassing crime 🥀Bro actually has no idea what culture means 🥀Bro literally insulted life itself 🥀Bro really insulted something greater than himself 🥀Bro really thought any Turkish person wouldn't defend anchovies 🥀Bro really got no idea what unity means 🥀Bro seriously has no idea 🥀Bro is completely oblivious about goddamn fish 🥀Bro has been bamboozled, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, discombobulated and tricked by extraordinary fish 🥀Bros taste buds got some unrepairable issue 🥀Bro can not comprehend how much meaning that tiny fish holds 🥀Bro actually thinks nobody likes anchovies 🥀Bros brain has the unrepairable issue of idiocy 🥀Bros bloodline failed 🥀Bro really ignored a whole damn nation 🥀

True love isn't addiction. Anchovies are love and meaning ❤️

It's not addiction if you truly want to 

I do. But anyway, anchovies aren't just fish. They are culture.

#18 anchovies are natural. Anchovies are protein. Anchovies are healthy,anyway