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Nikprit

Micheal McManus aka Mdinnerspace is the 2nd for an in depth initial investigative report

 
Played by Stephen Baldwin in the movie
Ex Military - weapons & explosives 
 
Professional thief & hit man 
Hails originally from Flagstaff, Arizona
 
Nikprit

Hockney aka Hassain Warrior when he was 14 yr old would punch out drunken soldiers, steal their casino winnings & toughen himself up at the same time.

 

  By this method he managed to save to buy this bike by the time he was 21.

Shortly after he joined a biker gang said to be the 

toughest west of the Mississippi River.  

Then he met her who who he would prefer to forget. 

She wanted him to settle down, live a conventional lifestyle. 

But the taste of freedom & the open road  was too much to resist. 

A tank full of gas & the motto he lived by: 

Time was flying by filled with fun & the folly of the 60’s.

He had become well known as a stand up guy in his gang.

Ruthless to the core 

Trouble seemed to follow him everywhere. 

Wanted dead or alive in 40 States & outlawed in the other 10. 

 His antics became the stuff of legend. 

Who is this mysterious  villain ? 

 

Said to be the mastermind behind the ‘Mirage Heist’ back in ‘89.

All witnesses in the  area who were willing to testify against this Vegas villain in '90 are presummed dead buried in the desert  or were bought off by this 'gambling man'.

 
Babytigrrr

120 posts since I last came on here... anyone care to summarise?  (More importantly: Have I been convicted of anything?)

Babytigrrr
Wolfbird wrote:

This thread is hilarious. Too bad you'll be leaving the forums, Nik.

I echo that sentiment...

MEXIMARTINI
You've been found not guilty!
Nikprit

Anyone like Mel Brooks & Gene Wilder films? 

Young Frakenstein & High Anxiety were both very good & so was this movie below.

Carla on one of Tomtrytogo many threads (number  583) which is known simply as 'Tom' mentioned it earlier. 

This thread reminds me a little of the above movie too. 

 

Nikprit

The track below was part of the  driving music, when I was in the States,  running back & forth from NY to N/Cal.

North route out - Southern route back. Like a circle really, full circle 5,800 miles of sheer awesomeness. 

I love road trips. But occassionally you would get tired 3 days x 16 hrs (express drive), play this song & feel .......sublime. 

I miss the US. 

Raspberry_Yoghurt
 

Nikprit

Having a good drink on the weekend Blueberry Pie??

Nikprit

Kobayashi aka Meximartini

 
Pete Postlethwaite play the Kobayhashi character in the movie.
Kobayhashi seems to spend his time delivering messages, information & even  jobs from for his annonymous employer. 
He often has a gun to his head from one of the gang
Always carries  ultimatums & is always very cool considering he is in the company of psychopathic killers 
 
 
 
 
Nikprit

Too many witnesses apparently, is the word on the street Whip Kitten.

Snow White was found not guilty,  not sure how innocent she really is.

Her friends said it was no tall order for them in the court but only one of them I heard was really happy!!!!

We are investigating 2 cases of hacking member accounts. 

Nikprit

Bit of a problem right now as Det. Kujan is investigating 6 people & is responsible for investigating himself as well.

He reckons the suspect is witholding evidence but has no proof of it. Its all a bit complicated right now to be honest with you. 

Nikprit

You should talk to Grumpy about untoward things. He reckons you make him as miserable as  duck. No offence like. 

 


Nikprit

CCTV shows all 7 dwarves hanging out at the bottom of your bed. Not sure what to believe. 

HessianWarrior

@ Nik This is my favorite Bob Seger tune. Did you expect anything else from me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXhxVjlJyQE

"Roll Me Away"

HessianWarrior
Whip_Kitten wrote:

Snow White doesn't put out.  Can't blame him.

Guess Happy's got one on the sly.

Sneezy's been with a prostitute.

Sleepy's been given a mickey.

Poor Bashful.

Doc's hooking up with Nurse Ratched.

Dopey's the gimp.

How are you and Grumpy doing Whip?

Nikprit
Hockney aka Hassain Warrior on the evening of the hacking was reported, pretty much by the whole town, to have met up with an old party biking buddy. 

Las Vegas Chief of police said the 2 friends did not just paint the town red, but there were colours in their four night caper, that he had never heard of, let alone seen, but wished he had. 

Apparently HW & his friend booked into the Ceaser's Palace at 8 pm local time a good 4 hrs before the hacking crime was  commited back on the East Coast.

The dynamic duo, so named by the local police, were seen in 9 casinos, 7 hotels (none of which was theirs), 22 different bars, 11 nightclubs & thrown out of at least 4 different marriage chapels for trying to  tell everyone that would listen, that their mission in life was to prevent Elvis from marrying any more proud American women to aliens from another galaxy. 

They both freely admitted that they were not preventing anyone from marrying aliens  from within our own solar system, but aliens coming from outside of the Milky way was going a little far out there, in their opinion.
 
Several days later, the suspect Hassain Warrior was was seen travelling  back with his old motorcycle gang.
Heading east back to the Usual Suspects
meeting point. 
 
 
He has however not been seen since. 
 
 
Having had this extensive report from the chief of police in Vegas, the case of Hockney aka HW accused of computer hacking has now been dropped.
Case dismissed. 

 
 
HessianWarrior

That's not true Nik, you forgot the Motorcycle I was using did't you?

Nikprit
 
An act so daring that it will literally
defy your imagination. 
A guarenteed never before seen on Chess.com 
marvel of mayhem & madness  
 
 
Something so insane that it could
easily  go terribly wrong 
In an attempt to bridge your mind
over to its own innate mysteries
The forthcoming 'in production'
presentation may well
shock your eyes & boggle your brain
 
 
 
This actor Pete Poslethwaite plays a
character called Kobayashi 
 
 
Kobayashi's character in this thread is played by Chess.com member: 
Meximartini whose real life name is not given  However, the picture below is actually how this man looks in real life, which will be proven 
 
Meximartini will attempt to do an impression
of the man behind & who uses  Jake Gynllenhaal picture as an avatar. 
 
 Everyone knows the man who uses the
above actors picture is Tomtrytostay 
 
How will this seemingly impossible & highly improbable impression be accompished?  
 
 
By video 
Yes Meximartini  shown above is currently working on a video that will be an impression of Tomtrytostay 
 
 
When is the video being presented
here on this thread?
Within the next 12-36 hrs 
Serious silliness or serious shock? 
 
  
How do you get to see the video sooner than later? 
Demand to see the video sooner by simply posting
'see vid' below in the message box
The more demands the quicker the video will be shown
No demands or no interest & the video
may well never be seen at all
This thread is being locked on 31st May 2016
We still have 6 suspects also at large &  hope to resolve that before we close down the  Anger Management thread.   
 
tomtrytostay
Wow nikprit your thread exploded. I always thought you were something special. Congratulations.
From your socially inept but loving friend.
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