nothing to see here

Is his spelling correct? Or are there various correct ways to spell it?

Do you think goldendog is his minion? 

Heretic.

Ok, following all of this nonsense, the Egyptians have issued the following proclomation;

Nutjobs. Nutjobs everywhere 

Hurrah! We shall have our day!

What exactly does the postscript say that gives evidence of aliens? It mostly just talks about how he thinks some chick is an alien, but nobody wants to waste their time doing a complete DNA decryption.

Are you for real  ? Try reading the book ,Also how do you expain all the ancient scripts & texts & carvings & statues ,ancient cave paintings etc.Found all over the world ,Nothing worse then a expert giving his condemnation on a subject he has not even bothered to research.

An old saying: "Nothing will make you an atheist faster than reading the bible." - Christoffer Johansson

And I'm not buying your book.

Who cares ?

Well I dunno - you're preaching here so I assumed you would.

These artifacts were discovered at an ancient Kumeyaay Indian village;

Clearly, these are models of rockets and space shuttles, which proves that Leprechauns swam from Ireland to California and built spaceships with the help of the Native Americans, probably to deliver pasta to the gbiusahncio for their rituals, which means the world is going to end a week from next Tuesday.

I can't believe this thread is back!

Oops!

These mysterious artifacts were discovered in Costa Rica;

They are clearly models of Spaceballs, which proves that everything in that movie was real.

Again who cares ?You are doing all the preaching ,those balls are thousands of years old .

Yeah, exactly; they were from a long time ago and a galaxy far away. You'e proving my point.

And you can't deny after seeing that evidence form the Indian site; If you think leprechauns can't swim, it's just because you've never pissed off a leprechaun while standing across water.