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oinquarki wrote:
Bex1p wrote: i know of the celestial teapot as i have studied much philosophy.

The point is that many claims have been made and much much evidence presented as proof, i believe that i have presented much proof in this thread, for anyone to claim that it is wrong or fraudulent they must provide a reasonable explaination as to why this is so and to date nobody has done this, they just say things like "wouldnt aliens have built something better than the pyramids" without taking the time to review all of the evidence as to why they built the pyramids or what for, this is just one example out of many.


 


Yes, an alien anal probe on Bex, would definitely be brain surgeryLaughing

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trysts wrote:

Yes, an alien anal probe on Bex, would definitely be brain surgery


Bravo, very nice.

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#1032 is a photo of ancient toilets. Supposedly wealthy people had slaves sit on them to warm the stone.

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corrijean wrote:

#1032 is a photo of ancient toilets. Supposedly wealthy people had slaves sit on them to warm the stone.


That makes no sense at all; why would people want to poop? I think aliens used it to mine gold.

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corrijean wrote:

#1032 is a photo of ancient toilets. Supposedly wealthy people had slaves sit on them to warm the stone.


"People" could not have made those toilets! And what's really funny is, at the same time there was a tribe of Peruvians making toilets! This can't be a coincidence!

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corrijean wrote:

#1032 is a photo of ancient toilets. Supposedly wealthy people had slaves sit on them to warm the stone.


That makes no sense at all; why would people want to poop? I think aliens used it to mine gold.


Maybe they poop gold. Did you ever think of that? Suppose there is some wonderfully rare commodity that we regularly flush down the toilet.

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corrijean wrote:

 Suppose there is some wonderfully rare commodity that we regularly flush down the toilet.


Only if the cops are at the doorLaughing

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Wink

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corrijean wrote: Maybe they poop gold. Did you ever think of that? Suppose there is some wonderfully rare commodity that we regularly flush down the toilet.

That would explain why poop has so little value in our society; the aliens engineered it that way. I don't know where our sewer drains go, so it's safe to assume it's Mars. And everybody on earth poops; that can't be accidental. They're probably just milking us all like cows, or in your case, sheep, because they're superior beings.

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trysts wrote: Only if the cops are at the door

lolLaughing

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That would explain why poop has so little value in our society


Poop is actually the only thing of value in this thread. I think it was damn nice of corrijean to introduce poop theories hereSmile

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corrijean wrote:

#1032 is a photo of ancient toilets. Supposedly wealthy people had slaves sit on them to warm the stone.


"People" could not have made those toilets! And what's really funny is, at the same time there was a tribe of Peruvians making toilets! This can't be a coincidence!


And they all have extremely similar shapes and designs. We need to research this theory further!

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Some toilets have been burried for thousands of years. Here are two Sumerian toilets that you wouldn't even notice unless you were an expert or something:

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4101252_f260.jpg

And here are some halfway around the Earth, recently discovered. Keep in mind, these cultures had no clue the other existed. It's a mystery...

http://rogerwendell.com/images/toilet/grand_canyon_monument_creek_toilets_april_2006.jpg

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If gold is so valuable and poop isn't, then why

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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And this one is clearly intended to guide incoming spaceships:

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And this one is clearly intended to guide incoming spaceships:

 


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