Seeking to rhyme with bjazz
I opened a tin of peaches
Feeling less bored
Unto the chessboard
To think of some chess DOT com features.
Are you sorry because you're english is not perfect?
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Keep em' coming.
May 15, 2010
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An auld Scottish Rhymer "Excuse Me"
Succinctly advised on Game Queues, see.
His epic in dust is ...
- Poetic injustice -
Too clever by half, 'twas a doozy.
The game of chess 'tis like a war
Fought over one checkered board
Yet this fabulous fight
Between dark and the light
Can render some poor bastards bored!
(note: to make the beat work, pronounce the letters/numbers in the notation and not piece names)
A GrandMaster played with a noob
He thought "I'll send him down the tube!"
Qf3 Bd4,
Then a checkmate galore!
And the Grandmaster laughed "What a rube!"
(OK. In advance - I'm Sorry ! Hahahaha)
There once was a lady from Guyana
who played with a man from Tijuana
No spanish spoke she
no matter said he
to play chess with her I sure wanna
There once was a pawn from Nantucket...
oh wait
Well?
Every other thread I stumble across seems to have this little disclaimer attached to the end. Sorry, are you? Now's your chance to redeem yourself. May 12th celebrated the international limerick day, and since chess.com's forums occasionally gather some learian poets, I thought it might be fun to hear some linguistic efforts from our finests.
There was a provoker, one Tonydal. Whose
chess didn't quite match Lilienthal's
But he scribbled few lines
to the troll who just whines
And the troll he ran out of morale.
Go on. Give it a shot. Who knows - maybe you'll actually manage something to feel sorry about.