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If you could have dinner with three people, living or dead, who would they be?
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ScottLemerta wrote:
If you could have dinner with three people, living or dead, who would they be?

Live ones, preferably.

Oh, you mean pick a few?

Hmmm... not sure. Richard Feynman, Maurits Escher, and... I dunno. George Carlin?

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I’m a huge Carlin fan, myself - excellent choice! :-)

The other two, I have not heard of - will have to google them.
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If you could be President of the United States for one day, how would you spend your time?

What would you change, policy wise, if anything?
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Cut ties with Israel and Saudi Arabia. Prosecute Trump for treason and subversion. Tell Musk that I'm considering nationalizing the Starlink sattelite array. 

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I would have dinner with Marilyn Monroe, Ben Franklin, and my brother Chris who passed suddenly last September.

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How bout you Scott?

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Marksaheel wrote:

How bout you Scott?

The Three Stooges - Curly, Larry and Moe. 

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Post #37----Alice In Chains was Grunge Rock, not Metal...if you're the age you purport to be, then it makes more sense for you to be fans of Old Metal bands like Black Sabbath/ Queensreich, since those bands would be from your era...

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I had the first Sabbath on 8-track. Old enough for ya? 😉

edit: correction, the second Sabbath recording. Paranoid. Thank you @blueemu for the reminder.

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RaistlinOfKrynn wrote:

Post #37----Alice In Chains was Grunge Rock, not Metal...if you're the age you purport to be, then it makes more sense for you to be fans of Old Metal bands like Black Sabbath/ Queensreich, since those bands would be from your era...

The only early Ozzy I liked were Paranoid and Iron Man. I don't mind his recent stuff, but it certainly isn't Metal.

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Has your caperberry become  ineffective? 

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BISHOP_e3 wrote:

Has your caperberry become  ineffective? 

Can't remember which organ caperberries are supposed to be good for... so it's probably the brain. No, my 66-year-old brain turned to porridge long ago.

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blueemu wrote:

Cut ties with Israel and Saudi Arabia. Prosecute Trump for treason and subversion. Tell Musk that I'm considering nationalizing the Starlink sattelite array. 

sounds like a good start, but you still have 23 1/2 hours.

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Hallo
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What do you use to clean your dentures?

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When is your life?
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Blueemu say something
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Grumps answer when they feel like. Meanwhile get off his lawn.

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BoardMonkey wrote:

What do you use to clean your dentures?

Draino.

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