Ask and Answer

1. Favorite science fiction book?
2. Favorite classic novel?
3. Favorite play?
4. Favorite poem?
5. Least favorite noise?
   

1. Dune by a mile.  Foundation would be my second favorite.

2. When I was younger, I loved all the classics journey to the center of the Earth, Invisible Man, 20000 Leagues under the Sea, War of the Worlds, ect.  I read all of them.  Being older now, To Kill a Mockingbird stands as my favorite.

3. I like just about anything by Shakespeare.  I do not care much for plays in general, but I can make an exception for Shakespeare.  Maybe I just like the older presentation of plays rather than the modern ones.

4. When I was young, I liked this poem about a toaster.  Sounds weird I know, but it described a pet dragon breathing fire on my pieces of bread I gave it.  When I was older, I liked Robert Frost with his nature based poems that connected to life.  They are the basis for the poems I write.  My least favorite if I remember correctly was Hemingway.  God do I hate rambling in poems.

5. Scratching a chalkboard.  My college has only a few departments left that still use a chalkboard, but of course, the math and physics department does. 

Now mine.

1. Name three of your favorite scifi tv series.

2. Favorite Shakespeare play?

3. Least favorite poet?

4. Favorite comedian?

5. Chicken or beef?

dang, my turn.  why do i always forget the downside?

1.  regular or diet?

2.  crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

3.  night person or morning person?

4.  bugs bunny or tom and jerry?

5.  at what age did you notice yourself turning into your parents?

1. Don't care.
2. Crunchy.
3. It's midnight right now.
4. Bugs bunny.
5. Never.

1. Fifty six or forty two?
2. When was the last time something really epic happened in the world?
3. Why is it that normally stuff liquefies under heat, but eggs and waffle batter do the opposite?
4. How many hours of TV do you watch?
5. How many is too much?

1. 56

2. This past weekend.

3. Normally, stuff burns or evaporates under heat, same w/ eggs and waffle batter.

4. Maybe 50 hours a year.

5. Between one and a bzillion.

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1. Dawn or Dusk?

2. Max Keiser or Stacy Herbert?

3. Antique furniture, or modern furniture?

4. What sport would you rather watch than play?

5. How many hours of sleep is perfect for you?

1.Neither

2.Neither

3.Antique

4.Golf

5.24

1.Heisenberg or Schrodinger?

2.UFO or balsa wood and aluminum foil?

3.Beethoven or Mozart?

4.George W Bush or Gary Larson?

5.Metallica or Megadeth?

1. I don't know anything about physics.
2. Both.
3. Neither.
4. Larson.
5. Metallica.

1. How do magnets work?
2. What's the stupidest thing you've argued about?
3. Feet?
4. Toes?
5. Why do people come up with such weird names for colors?

1. Fine.

2. Metallica or Megadeth

3. Yes, I have feet.

4. Toes as well.

5. Because they have the blues.

1. Red Bull and Vodka, or Jager bombs?

2. Pool or darts?

3. Worst music genre?

4. Would you fly in a balloon?

5. Favorite dessert?

1 Scotch on the rocks

2 Pool

3 Austrian Yodeling

4 I have

5 Sahara

1 Kilometers or Miles?

2 Your best placing in CPOTM

3 North star or Southern Cross?

4 Name one famous person from Peru

5 In the Creedence song Midnight Special, what's in the pan?

1. Kilometers.
2. Second.
3. North star.
4. Can I say Huyana Capac?
5. Nothing, I guess.

1. Hows it going?
2. If you had a billion dollars, what would you do?
3. When will humanity end?
4. Why does Julius Ceasar suck?
5. What is halva made from?

1. Wonderful!

2. I'd give it all, but a hundred thousand dollars, away.

3. Humanity will last as long as any virus.

4. Because he was a murderer who enjoyed murdering.

5. I know tahini is in it, but that's all. Oh, and nuts.

1. Why would you name a film, "Gorillas in the Mist"?

2. Have you ever cried while jumping up and down?

3. Who wanted to have his lectures the same time Hegel had his?

4. Have you ever been in a house with 5 bathrooms?

5. What are the top five Stanley Kubrick films?

Yes, that mutation is called evolution.

1.  I wouldn't and I resent the implication that you would presume to know my film naming desires.

2. Not sober.

3. Trick question, no one.

4. Yes.

5.  Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, 2001, and thats the only three I know, except for AI, which doesn't count. (edit: Dr. Strangelove!)

1.  Which is better, beef or fish in a taco?

2.  Would you like fries with that?

3.  Why would anyone put fake maple syrup on a pancake?

4.  Have you ever hugged a tree?

5.  Why do adults ride their bicycles on sidewalks, really, why can't they ride in the street like a grown up?

Or some killjoy will find a cure.

1. I personally,like calamari on my taco

2.could you repeat that please?

3.because they are Japanese

4.no

5.because they are cowards

1. why did Jesus wear a loincloth

2.how many fingers am i holding up

3.how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

4.in free space; how many shots would it take from a 44 magnum to reach the moon -from the earth-?

5. What's my name?

1. He sold all his clothes for money for prostitutes.

2. It depends on where you're holding them up.

3. 48

4. Actually, the Moon should be the one reaching.

5. SirVicious, silly

I defer my questions to anyone who has questions

Boo! - that's cheating!

Cheating happens...

1. After
2. No, but I did chuckle
3. Can't remember
4. The Maldives
5. What is playing basketball?

Now for questions:

1. What is your favorite day of the year?
2. What kind of coffee do you drink?
3. If you had to give away the previously mentioned billion dollars, who would you give it to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your shoe size?