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would you like a multi-paragraph lecture about the legend of zelda?
Honestly I don't actually play Legend of Zelda but I know it (very bit information)

would you like a multi-paragraph lecture about the legend of zelda?
Honestly I don't actually play Legend of Zelda but I know it (very bit information)
You never said "no"!
I want to talk about LoZ. Do you want to talk about Loz??
LoZ is a Nintendo franchise that takes place mainly in the land of Hyrule. There are other places it can take place, however. Such as the Twilight Zone, Dragon Roost Island, Termina, Clock Town, and Skyloft! There are quite a few main characters that vary from game to game.
Link is Princess Zelda's appointed knight and childhood friend, as well as the protagonist in every game but Echoes of Wisdom.
Princess Zelda is well, the princess. She is often the second protagonist who is stuck with Ganon(dorf) somewhere. Ganon/Ganondorf/Calimity Ganon is often the main antagonist.
There are a few other bad guys in the series as well, such as Null, Demise, Zant, and the horse guy.
King Roahm (Bospharamous) Hyrule is the king of Hyrule and kind of sucks as a dad.
The main objective of almost every game is to save Princess Zelda and defeat Ganon/Ganondorf/Calimity Ganon, and restore peace to Hyrule for about one to five years. Except in games such as Hyrule Warriors (DE/Age of the Calamity/Age of Imprisonment).
In Echoes of Wisdom, it is Zelda's duty to save Link, defeat Null, save her father, and repair the many rifts plaguing Hyrule and its inhabitants.
Link doesn't talk. The reason is stated in Zelda's diary in Breath of the Wild. Play the game yourself.
In Breath of the Wild, Link has been sleeping for the past 100 freaking years, Zelda has been trapped in Hyrule castle sealing Ganondorf away, and everyone they love is dead. Zelda tries to force-feed Link a frog in one of the memories you can unlock around Hyrule Field. You can find Children of the Forest (Koroks), and if you give Hestu (tree fairy) their ____, he will make your pockets bigger.
In Ocarina of Time, Link escapes the Kokiri Forest after Ganon kills his father. His father is a tree.
In Tears of the Kingdom, Zelda has been floating around the sky as a dragon carrying a sword for the past 10,000 years. You can find Children of the Forest (Koroks), and if you give Hestu (tree fairy) their ____, he will make your pockets bigger.
In Hyrule Warriors: Age of the Calamity, a robot egg destroys an entire timeline. Link eats rocks and dirt.
In Echoes of Wisdom, an echo of Ganon has trapped Zelda in some pink crystal. Link defeats the echo, frees Zelda, and gets swallowed by a rift. Zelda gets arrested by her own kingdom and meets a floaty yellow thing and a sticky yellow wand that can make echoes of beds.

would you like a multi-paragraph lecture about the legend of zelda?
Honestly I don't actually play Legend of Zelda but I know it (very bit information)
You never said "no"!
I want to talk about LoZ. Do you want to talk about Loz??
LoZ is a Nintendo franchise that takes place mainly in the land of Hyrule. There are other places it can take place, however. Such as the Twilight Zone, Dragon Roost Island, Termina, Clock Town, and Skyloft! There are quite a few main characters that vary from game to game.
Link is Princess Zelda's appointed knight and childhood friend, as well as the protagonist in every game but Echoes of Wisdom.
Princess Zelda is well, the princess. She is often the second protagonist who is stuck with Ganon(dorf) somewhere. Ganon/Ganondorf/Calimity Ganon is often the main antagonist.
There are a few other bad guys in the series as well, such as Null, Demise, Zant, and the horse guy.
King Roahm (Bospharamous) Hyrule is the king of Hyrule and kind of sucks as a dad.
The main objective of almost every game is to save Princess Zelda and defeat Ganon/Ganondorf/Calimity Ganon, and restore peace to Hyrule for about one to five years. Except in games such as Hyrule Warriors (DE/Age of the Calamity/Age of Imprisonment).
In Echoes of Wisdom, it is Zelda's duty to save Link, defeat Null, save her father, and repair the many rifts plaguing Hyrule and its inhabitants.
Link doesn't talk. The reason is stated in Zelda's diary in Breath of the Wild. Play the game yourself.
In Breath of the Wild, Link has been sleeping for the past 100 freaking years, Zelda has been trapped in Hyrule castle sealing Ganondorf away, and everyone they love is dead. Zelda tries to force-feed Link a frog in one of the memories you can unlock around Hyrule Field. You can find Children of the Forest (Koroks), and if you give Hestu (tree fairy) their ____, he will make your pockets bigger.
In Ocarina of Time, Link escapes the Kokiri Forest after Ganon kills his father. His father is a tree.
In Tears of the Kingdom, Zelda has been floating around the sky as a dragon carrying a sword for the past 10,000 years. You can find Children of the Forest (Koroks), and if you give Hestu (tree fairy) their ____, he will make your pockets bigger.
In Hyrule Warriors: Age of the Calamity, a robot egg destroys an entire timeline. Link eats rocks and dirt.
In Echoes of Wisdom, an echo of Ganon has trapped Zelda in some pink crystal. Link defeats the echo, frees Zelda, and gets swallowed by a rift. Zelda gets arrested by her own kingdom and meets a floaty yellow thing and a sticky yellow wand that can make echoes of beds.
My brain isn't "brain-ing" rn
Don't except my replies I'm going sleep