⚠️Attention Forumers⚠️

You are the cause of a massive problem

You might be asking how is this a problem. Well former Cc employees who’s names have been censored to protect their identities have testified 

So when you post nonsense and garbage, not only are you clogging up forums with bad posts. You are harming the environment. You see whenever you post it goes into a database. Chess.com have these all over the world but most are in the poles because it’s the cheapest place to buy land because it has no demand, it lacks resources and isn’t important in scientific discovery. Whenever you post the server heats up and also releases emissions 

https://8billiontrees.com/carbon-offsets-credits/carbon-footprint-of-the-internet/#:~:text=Global%20internet%20usage%20makes%20up,air%20traffic%20around%20the%20world.

the servers overheat and also release emissions causing greenhouse gasses to trap uv rays and hot air in the atmosphere added on to the already heated servers which causes the ice caps to melt. As such this would cause the loss of habitat and eventual death of thousands of arctic and Antarctic animals such as but are not limited to Polar bears, Seals and Penguins. Due to this these animals have appointed as the M.A.S.T.E.R (Minister of all Animals in Snowy and Treacherous Environments Representative). Now you might be asking what can you do to help out.

Here is what you can do. Change your pfp to an Arctic or Antarctic animal. Change your status to #Savetheseals or #Stopthemelt . Next ask for the M.A.S.T.E.R approval if you aren’t sure whether or not you should post something. Post anything that will make the Seals happy, like funny things. The polar bears like sillyness (but not too much so be careful) and the penguins like shrimp. Also if a cc employee is reading this, add arctic bots for October or any of the winter months. Just let me know in advance I promise I won’t leak. And also keep updated so I can give updates. 

This guy hates animals

This is very confusing to read. What do you want from us?

Read the last paragraph

The amount one spammer does to negatively impact the environment is so minimal that is it is even worth bringing up. With that being said spamming is still obnoxious and unnecessary.

Save the Whales

Ok

🤓 I have no clue what you are writing about. Is this for attention?

But you seem to forget. In most website that will not mean much. But chess.com servers are very outdated and 1 spammer might not do anything but if 25 spammers alongside 10000 kids posting nonsense that doesn’t even contribute at all causes said servers to overheat and cough out smoke

@frog has melted Antarctica at this point

That’s sounds like someone who doesn’t like animals would say to try to trick kids into not participating in animal helping activities

Done

Frog has realized the error of his ways and deleted spam reducing the strain. And look now, the ozone hole is repairing itself because cc no longer has to spray the servers with CFCS to keep it running

Thank you may god help us in our cause

Are you somehow high?

That is optional, there are many other ways to help. This is just one way