🧚🏻♂️🌷AWSOME QUOTES OF THE DAY
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Nylon-Sock-100
Nov 15, 2024
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#1
“ Never argue with a fool,onlookers may not be able to tell the difference “ …….✌️🤓
Nov 15, 2024
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#2
Same idea:
“Never argue with an fool. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― Mark Twain
Don’t go flappin’ your wings tryin’ to hoist an anchor, or you’ll sink like a rock, mate!
ill bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon - weezer
Nylon-Sock-100 wrote:
“ Swexyness is but a fool’s dream “ ..Unknown
Swexyness mention?
10 days ago
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#11
The Great Banana War of Fuzzy Socks
In the year 2059, unicorns declared war on toasters for burning pop-tarts with attitude.
Captain Fluff, a marshmallow general, led the army riding invisible spaghetti dragons.
The sky turned purple and sneezed out jellybeans every time someone said “yeet.”
Meanwhile, broccoli became president of the moon and banned all left-handed pickles.
A penguin DJ dropped the hottest mixtape using rubber chickens as speakers.
Suddenly, Wi-Fi grew legs and ran away screaming “No more passwords!”
The clouds danced the Macarena while raining down glitter and fish sticks.
Time itself tripped over a rock and spilled Monday all over Thursday.
And in the end, the furry just nodded and turned into a sentient beanbag chair.Period.
-JardTheCreator
In the year 2059, unicorns declared war on toasters for burning pop-tarts with attitude.
Captain Fluff, a marshmallow general, led the army riding invisible spaghetti dragons.
The sky turned purple and sneezed out jellybeans every time someone said “yeet.”
Meanwhile, broccoli became president of the moon and banned all left-handed pickles.
A penguin DJ dropped the hottest mixtape using rubber chickens as speakers.
Suddenly, Wi-Fi grew legs and ran away screaming “No more passwords!”
The clouds danced the Macarena while raining down glitter and fish sticks.
Time itself tripped over a rock and spilled Monday all over Thursday.
And in the end, the furry just nodded and turned into a sentient beanbag chair.Period.
-JardTheCreator
