Bad Parenting

My sister's kid can be a pain in the butt these days ... those "terrible two's" spilling over by a couple of years is the only spin that doesn't lead me to believe the kid's the devil incarnate ... so to get her back, the other night when she woke up from a nightmare and came to ask me in that occastionally sweet innocent voice of hers ... "Uncle Luke, are there monsters?" I felt compelled to tell her the truth: "Not in my closet!"
Snakesbelly's little brother.