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Lycan_the_Werewolf
hitthepin wrote:

"As for you, Bill..." 

Sans throws you up against a tree and pierces you with five bones, dealing insane KR for all the killing you've done. 

"Put some EFFORT into it."

You mean "BACKBONE," do you not? happy.png

Lycan_the_Werewolf

If you have no moderator, this isn't really fair. Do you have a moderator?

hitthepin
A. I don’t think you really understand. That void holds the lines of code that keeps everyone alive. If you get rid of it (which you can’t, anyway), you would kill yourself, and even then I would still be alive.
B. See below
C. You don’t even know where I am. You don’t even know WHO I am. And you certainly don’t know WHY I am. So, denied.
hitthepin
Hey, Werewolf. No, we don’t, and it’s making things very messy. Do you volunteer?
Lycan_the_Werewolf
hitthepin wrote:
Hey, Werewolf. No, we don’t, and it’s making things very messy. Do you volunteer?

By no means! I'm not exactly sure what half of the things are that you guys are referencing here, anyway. The games that I want to run have much more form to them (Mafia Returns). I could pretty much sit back and watch everyone play Mafia Returns with no intervention apart from the night actions and role reveals. This is so open that I just cannot moderate it and be happy with it. I can't come up with a way to let you roleplay various characters in a team deathmatch like you want. The closest thing I can think of that this approaches is Smash Bros, but it doesn't have the characters you want to play as. Therefore, I can't really help you, since you want the freedom to play your character (obviously), but I want rules and guidelines to ensure fairness and balanced teams.

hitthepin
Alright, Werewolf. You do have a very good point. Thanks for popping in.
hitthepin
togepi2468 wrote:
HTP, you can only summon 10 characters a day, and you cannot summon more than one at a time. No summons until one dies or there are less than five characters. Most characters you can have is 5 at a time. Also no characters twice. Basically, once you run out of indie characters you are dead.

“I’m not DD. I’m the Narrator! I switched for this round.”

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Csnnot isn’t a word so I then destroy HTP(Leo already died)

“Only half of this is true. Oh, wait! I create another Leo. There we go. Leo! You can come back.” 

“Please describe how you destroy me. Don’t you know the rules?”

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
How can you make a new Leo when you are ketchup? Impossible.
I turned you into ketchup ages ago

“How can you turn me into ketchup? Impossible. You forget that I don’t have a physical form to turn into ketchup.”

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
I summon MORTIS AND HIS BATS EAT THE KETCHUP THAT IS LEFT(BTW BALA I UNLOCKED MORTIS)

His bats seem disappointed that there is no ketchup.

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
You forget that I gave you a soul and turned you into a physical form

"Where's this physical form you gave me? Oh! It never existed? Pity. If you think I'm so weak that I'll bow to your whims, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Also, how do those bones feel?"

Lycan_the_Werewolf
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Except again, I GAVE YOU ONE(with thanos using his soul/reality stones) and put your non-physical form into it. Then I turned it all into ketchup which includes your non-physical form

In other words, he turns into what he was originally... a non-physical form.

Lycan_the_Werewolf
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Incorrect! I trapped his non-physical form into what is now the ketchup. The ketchup is technically still a physical form, so he is trapped in the ketchup blob

Since Undertale is considered real here (one of the combatants is Sans), souls are not considered attached to the body. Therefore, HTP does not die or remain attached to the ketchup when his physical body is destroyed.

Lycan_the_Werewolf
rychessmaster1 wrote:
BUT ITS HARD KETCHUP ITS STILL PHYSICAL

LOL! Hard ketchup! He doesn't have a body... you destroyed it. That is what you wanted, right?

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Except again, I GAVE YOU ONE(with thanos using his soul/reality stones) and put your non-physical form into it. Then I turned it all into ketchup which includes your non-physical form

“I don’t think you understand. Even if you COULD create a physical form that could contain me AND had the ability to shove me inside it, I wouldn’t even fit. Haha.”

hitthepin
The_Werewolf_3125 wrote:
rychessmaster1 wrote:
Incorrect! I trapped his non-physical form into what is now the ketchup. The ketchup is technically still a physical form, so he is trapped in the ketchup blob

Since Undertale is considered real here (one of the combatants is Sans), souls are not considered attached to the body. Therefore, HTP does not die or remain attached to the ketchup when his physical body is destroyed.

Thank you, Werewolf.

QueenCon

I return, and ROUNDHOUSE KICK WEREWOLF RY STYLE, oops there goes our mod sad.png.  And then I turn togepi into freshly squeezed ketchup and serve it to htp's "soul". The ketchup has anti-paranormal poison and destroys htp's non-physical form.

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
1. Togepi, you are not the mod, everything you say is null and void
2. HTP, well then I put you in Godzilla and turn you into ketchup then...

“You don’t understand. It’s not a matter of physical size. I, unlike those stones you have, am actually infinite.”

hitthepin
rychessmaster1 wrote:
You are TRAPPED DEAL WITH IT

“Thanos suddenly found that he was dead, his particles spread out across the multiverse.”

”Restart.”

”But then Thanos was alive again, thanks to the mercy of the Narrator. Hopefully, he knows his place now.”

hitthepin
balashukla0761 wrote:

I return, and ROUNDHOUSE KICK WEREWOLF RY STYLE, oops there goes our mod .  And then I turn togepi into freshly squeezed ketchup and serve it to htp's "soul". The ketchup has anti-paranormal poison and destroys htp's non-physical form.

“Werewolf said he wasn’t modding. Did you miss the paragraph?” 

“You guys are doing all these things to me, but first you have to FIND me. And since I’m everywhere at once, that’s a little difficult.”

”But it wouldn’t work anyway. You see, I’m not paranormal. I’m just as real as you are. Technically, even more so.”