BAN SAM
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He got banned nothing we can do besides that. Until he makes another account
What you mean bro
Sam is a decent fellow!
Who decided to fly away and pierce the clouds of mediocrity...
Ah
I get it
simendoddeIs wrote:
I get it
Took you a while huh lol
I didn’t really look at till now
simendoddeIs wrote:
I didn’t really look at till now
Dw, took me a while too
tldr
You're a snowflake liberal
Lol finally something funny
You're such a special little funny man little sam
MODS, PLEASE BAN SAM because:
- He's just Sam (and that's reason enough)
- His ability to annoy is world-class.
- He's a master of being cheeky and rude.
- If there's a troll award, he's the reigning champ (like me, sadly).
- He cheats at chess and, believe it or not, even at checkers!
- He's Team "No Cats" (just like me, weirdly).
- He's all about penguins and seals (like me too ; ) )
- Everything's a no-go except penguins and seals (also like me, go figure).
- He has a serious vendetta against oatmeal (a true crime against humanity, just like me).
- He allegedly ate 253 ballots in the 2016 election (big if true).
- Rumor has it he once tried to teach a goldfish to fetch.
- He claims to have invented a chess move that caused a citywide power outage (true).
- He's been banned from chess.com 15 times and counting (impressive).
- He once convinced a parrot that the Earth is flat.
- He once tried to pay for groceries with Monopoly money (a bold attempt at financial fraud).
- He insists on starting every sentence with "actually" (the grammar police's worst nightmare).
- His favorite pastime is rearranging supermarket shelves just before closing time (seems smart).
- He once tried to convince people that he's allergic to water (a hydration hater, just like me).
- He claims to have invented a new language that consists entirely of emojis.
- He's the type who'd steal your pen and deny it with a straight face.
- He firmly believes in duct taping everything as a solution to life's problems (sticky made simple).
- He once convinced his Dad that he is a distant relative of Nikola Tesla ; ).
- He once spearheaded a campaign to replace all street signs with inspirational quotes from famous philosophers (undeniably a good idea).
- He's been banned from his local library for "excessive whispering" (sounds suspicious).
- And that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Mods, please consider banning him. The world might just be a better place without Sam's shenanigans.