Today is 1st April . April Fools day as you all know . There's an awesome way you can utilise this day . I advise you to propose your crush and confess out . No matter how scared you are . If he /she accepts than more than well enough . If they don't , just tell them it was an April Fools joke .
Use big brain like Dragon.
WHY IS THE WHOLE WORLD MOCKING ME TODAY,,,,,, EVERYWHERE I SEE ROMANTIC MOVIES, then i see this possttt IM SOO SADD IM GOOD AT NOTHING SHE SEES ME AS A WEIRD JERK, AND I FEEL SOOO BADDD, WHY IS THE WORLD MOCKING ME ,,, IM GOOD AT NOTHING, NOT AT CODE, CHESS, ONLY AT BEING A STUPID JERK.
And no one understands.......
You need to calm down, man. Take up yoga or something, will help you. First work on yourself, and then work towards your crushes, or you'll keep getting crushed.
To the OP~ Your technique could backfire as well, and that too spectacularly.
Best thing is to have a spine throughout the year, and propose like you normally do it.