Ben’s Bachelor Party!

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*grabs floatie*
‘how is this supposed to save me from being arrested?’
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RealTactics960 wrote:

*is still in the water unconscious*

*Jetskis over to ben*

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Peskybird1234 wrote:
*grabs floatie*
‘how is this supposed to save me from being arrested?’

“I don’t know… throw it at the guard or smt.”

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*jumps on the jet ski and grabs ben*
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*does that thing every movie ever does where the character wakes up underwater and is tryna swim but can’t and is about to pass out when they see a hand*

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*misses Ben and falls into the water, then gets hoisted up by the coast guard, who proceeds to arrest me and put me in the rig*
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RealTactics960 wrote:

*does that thing every movie ever does where the character wakes up underwater and is tryna swim but can’t and is about to pass out when they see a hand*

Fr 😂

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Espio-Yo wrote:
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Espio-Yo wrote:

*I sighed* Weridest bachelor party ever...

You mean you’ve been to one before? 🤨

Ofc!

*facepalms*

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Peskybird1234 wrote:
*misses Ben and falls into the water, then gets hoisted up by the coast guard, who proceeds to arrest me and put me in the rig*

*Speeds by the coast guard and grabs pesky*

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*is still underwater*

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*Coast guard drives away with me to bring me to prison*
‘HHHEEEeeelllpp-“
*voice slowly fading out
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RealTactics960 wrote:

*is still underwater*

*Grabs Ben and steers to the island*

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*grabs on to pitiless and goes back to yacht*
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*steals yacht cuz I think I won the fishing competition, and drives yacht to Mississippi*
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*coughing up a ton of water*
we are gonna remember this, aren’t we Espio?

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Peskybird1234 wrote:
*grabs on to pitiless and goes back to yacht*

*ben, pitiless, and pesky arrive at the island* “Oops. Forgot Espio on the yacht.”

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Where is she?

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RealTactics960 wrote:

Where is she?

On the yacht. Call her and tell her we’re on the island.

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*calling espio*
we are on the island

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“Guys
The yacht is with me in Mississippi”