*is still in the water unconscious*
*Jetskis over to ben*
“I don’t know… throw it at the guard or smt.”
*does that thing every movie ever does where the character wakes up underwater and is tryna swim but can’t and is about to pass out when they see a hand*
*does that thing every movie ever does where the character wakes up underwater and is tryna swim but can’t and is about to pass out when they see a hand*
Fr 😂
*I sighed* Weridest bachelor party ever...
You mean you’ve been to one before? 🤨
Ofc!
*facepalms*
*Speeds by the coast guard and grabs pesky*
‘how is this supposed to save me from being arrested?’