I just wasted ten seconds of my life on this and I'm never getting them back :(
Blizzard

I know! Totally disastrous decision on my part.
Oh look, I did it again! I can feel my life slipping away...

I have no idea, such a waste of my time...
Oh drat! Did it again! How will I ever get back these precious seconds
Bishops are icicles, pawns are snow, rook is that guy driving when he's not supposed to.