Bongcloud trolling MUST stop

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I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

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I have no idea what a bongcloud is, much less what trolling has to do with it. I also don't know what a queen zoomer is, or a miniboss....

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I have heard of the task of "hunting snipe" being given to inexperienced soldiers at West Point.  They are told to sharpen sticks or something and to go try to kill one and bring it back.  The task is impossible as there is no such thing as a snipe, and everyone that is in on the joke has a good laugh at the youngster's expense.  It is not nice, but it is also not very harmful.  Worst case it bruises the ego a bit, or kills a random strange looking bird if they are able.  If you're concerned about someone playing many games with this opening, I wouldn't be.  If you're concerned for someone's ego getting bruised, it seems to have no lasting harm, and can even bond a group together, assuming no one gets over emotional about it.  My advice to anyone that was tricked is to get over yourself as much as you are able.  You got tricked into doing something stupid by random people on the internet.  Unfriend them and move along, or better yet, remain friends, study chess, and beat them.  Best vengeance you can get, if you can get it.  Remember, it is just a joke.

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Could someone explain this a bit more? Is this in reference to a chess opening called "Bongcloud?" If so, could you notate it for me, cuz I have no clue what ya'll are talking about.

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My favorite is early in the morning, sitting around the campfire enjoying the great outdoors, preparing breakfast when it’s realized you forgot to bring the bacon stretcher. So you kindly ask someone to go to the next camp site over and ask if he could borrow theirs. 
Naturally, they forgot theirs and say the next site over surely has one !

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I’d like to introduce you to the fellow who said that gambits were disgusting. You two will have a lot to discuss.
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B1ZMARK wrote:

and people hype up hikaru's win, like "omg bongcloud win"

It's NOT the opening, if you hadn't noticed, Tang was about +3 the ENTIRE GAME until he blundered. That's not the bongcloud causing the win, and saying that is just no

im pretty sure it was jeffery xiong, not andrew tang

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I never play the bongcloud but i just uploaded it in my status just as a joke

But I know that it's not that good to play

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BJHester wrote:

Could someone explain this a bit more? Is this in reference to a chess opening called "Bongcloud?" If so, could you notate it for me, cuz I have no clue what ya'll are talking about.

It's a joke opening created by hikaru nakamura:

 

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I searched bongcloud on google, so now I know what it is. LOL

 

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Thank you Sammy_Thechessboy ! I appreciate it.

 

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krazeechess wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

and people hype up hikaru's win, like "omg bongcloud win"

It's NOT the opening, if you hadn't noticed, Tang was about +3 the ENTIRE GAME until he blundered. That's not the bongcloud causing the win, and saying that is just no

im pretty sure it was jeffery xiong, not andrew tang

they're both asian so it doesn't matter :P

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I'm gonna try the Bongcloud on some noobs in bullet now.

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B1ZMARK wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

There are three broad categories of jokes.

1) funny always

2) funny never

3) funny once - tell it once and you are a wit.  Tell it a second time and you are a half-wit.  Maybe geometric progression.  Maybe worse.

A problem occurs when some see a particular joke as being in category 1 while others see it in category 3.  When a majority deem it to be category 3 then the category 1 tellers/retellers look . . . . . less than admirable.

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Yes. I intentionally trolled someone with the Bongcloud Opening.

https://www.chess.com/live/game/6247329552

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Bongcloud is Power

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B1ZMARK wrote:
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

it's obviously a joke, but it's old. It's no longer funny.

Bongcloud isnt old. RAR is old

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people who hate bongcloud got secondhand smoke at age 5 and since then had a chip on their shoulder for the name

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But still, RAR!

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Witam.

Czy ktoś może mi powiedzieć dlaczego podczas gry na czas jakoś dodaje się czas?

nie wiem dlaczego tak się dzieje!?!?!?