Bongcloud trolling MUST stop

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StormCentre3

Dzin is legendary in all the skittles rooms

StormCentre3

So grow up and learn a bit of history instead of making a fool of yourself.

JackRoach
CowardlyElevator wrote:
autobunny wrote:
BadBishopJones3 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

What else are we supposed to joke about? 

Someday this question just might be figured by you.
I don’t hold much hope for the current crowd.

But hope is all we have

@jackroach

there is always something to joke about.

such as you.

Yeah like what? That I'm a cockroach? Like I haven't heard that one before. XD

AunTheKnight
Sammy_Thechessboy wrote:
BJHester wrote:

Could someone explain this a bit more? Is this in reference to a chess opening called "Bongcloud?" If so, could you notate it for me, cuz I have no clue what ya'll are talking about.

It's a joke opening created by hikaru nakamura:

 

Magnus Carlsen made it to troll. Hikaru Nakamura just plays it.

StormCentre3

The Origin of the BongCloud
The opening was invented by William Henry Kraus Pollock in the 1890’s, an Irish chess champion. Under the heading “Queer Moves in Chess,” Mrs. F. F. Rowland, editor of Pollock Memories, explains the origin of this curious and extremely interesting opening known as the “Kings Own Opening.”

 

StormCentre3

Kids. Think everything was invented yesterday ! 

autobunny
BadBishopJones3 wrote:

Kids. Think everything was invented yesterday ! 

Perception-wise the world only began yesterday for them so only natural. 

StormCentre3

For me today ...

it began upon opening me eyes.

I require two cucumber slices !!

autobunny

Cucumber slices are flat and round. Very inclusive. 

JackRoach

You know, cucumber reminds me of the Bongcloud. Because they both have a B.

Phantom_Beast23
Batman2508 wrote:
YourMomGotDeported69 wrote:

Grow up

first tell your face to stop being UGLY

W0w hE gOt rOaSTeD

autobunny
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
YourMomGotDeported69 wrote:

Grow up

first tell your face to stop being UGLY

W0w hE gOt rOaSTeD

Very high standards. When did we progress from I am rubber you are glue? 

Phantom_Beast23
autobunny wrote:
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
YourMomGotDeported69 wrote:

Grow up

first tell your face to stop being UGLY

W0w hE gOt rOaSTeD

Very high standards. When did we progress from I am rubber you are glue? 

Its been 40 years

sark15

really? i've been using that a lot recently

sark15

oof

JackRoach
CowardlyElevator wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
CowardlyElevator wrote:
autobunny wrote:
BadBishopJones3 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

What else are we supposed to joke about? 

Someday this question just might be figured by you.
I don’t hold much hope for the current crowd.

But hope is all we have

@jackroach

there is always something to joke about.

such as you.

Yeah like what? That I'm a cockroach? Like I haven't heard that one before. XD

ho ho ho

you are a cockroach

The third time I've been roasted like this...

(btw, you are welcome for the roast idea. I see you used it well.)

Strangemover

StormCentre3

A slice of cold cucumber over each eye in the morning !

Batman2508
BadBishopJones3 wrote:

A slice of cold cucumber over each eye in the morning !

you actually do that for me is just too boring.

not_cl0ud
I-want-to-be-good wrote:
If you too dumb to realize it’s a joke then you shouldn’t be playing chess.

That's insulting all the beginners who fall for the trick.