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Your mom so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest the manager told her “No professionals”
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100 whose mom
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mine of course
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Yo momma so fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it

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And your momma so fat when she stepped on the scale created an inter-dimensional black hole

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the guy wouldnt even be able to shine them there's no space
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omg yall are amazing

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This has turned into the your mom jokes thread
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ikr
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Your mama so fat when she went to the fat contest they said sorry no professionals

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i could talk to yall all day lol

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yo mamma so mad...cuz she saw this thread
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Your mom so fat she fell off both sides of the bed

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yo mamma so fat she broke God's scale
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yo mommas so fat when she fell i didnt laugh but the sidewalk cracked up

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Your mama so fat when she fell she fell at 100 m/s squared

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#115 GOOD ONE
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Your mama so fat I took a picture of her in 1051 and it’s still printing

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Your mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

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Yo mommas so fat, when she showed up to audition for a pirate play, they said “we already have an island”
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