Brands that should change their names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Standard_Brands

How often do you take a dump on or a leak in the American standard?

Sometimes it's the whole public

I guess that's just the American standard.

Or do you feel like getting salmonella today?

https://sam-ellas-chicken-palace.menu-world.com/

Can't be all that bad

But it just can't be

Actually the bunny was able to tell the difference in a blind test

Here's a slogan

The origin of which you may not be aware

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Do_It#Origin

and I can guess right precisely 50% of the time lol

Dollar Tree needs to rebrand to 'A Dollar and Twenty-five cents tree'. I guess the name would lose its appeal, but at least they'd be honest.

#11 they are cheating you, it is anything less than $5 according to my grandpa.

And fat boy ice cream should find a better name.

Why? Do you feel like they're mocking you when you're eating their ice cream?

They look like they offer premium goods, far better than the razors on cheap pencil sharpeners that's for sure. 

Not me.