Breaking news, zombie apocalypse in 10 days

Proof

https://youtu.be/VV8kSgM9zfQ

Ha! Not falling for it this time 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🎉

Hmm boi. Time to break out the Zombie repellent.

might be true but its probably a rickroll so its my fault if I go unprepared but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not falling for it, probably a rickroll

Naw my house is surrounded by rice. 

Ok here it is embedded

 I didn't get rickrolled because I saw the end of the video (with clicking with my mouse) and there was a rickroll that happens at the end.

i think the breaking news right now is biden slept with queen, i love coming up with absurd stories regarding the queen 
i dont think she's human tbh, how is she so old and still alive, clearly something fishy going on. and bill gates got a divorce just when queen's husband died, cant be a coincidence 

Kermit caused 9/11 (but this isn't a absurd {or whatever} story because you can find it true in a Muppets Christmas Special)

No way, do you have a link? I have a lot to catch up on with the muppets and sesame street

I don't have a link sorry but i can explain

In the Christmas special, a ghost shows Kermit what the world would be like if Kermit wasn't alive.

In the world the ghost showed him, the twin towers are standing.

In the normal world Kermit lives in, the towers arent there.

Something he did influenced, or directly caused 9/11

Q: Do zombies eat candy corn with their fingers?

A: No, they eat their fingers separately.